It’s graduation week at McKinley High, and boy are the boys excited about it!

“Although this question is usually totally offensive, it’s interesting to think that it can actually mean something.”

I’m helping you put the EX back in TEXT

“Let’s get this party started, let’s squeeze the lime.”

Jay-Z thinks Obama’s decision to support gay marriage is “the right thing to do.” What a man.

“It’s like diet-cunt, because cunt is the Queen Bitch.”

What do you do when you love people who live far away? You break out your best stationery and write a friendship into existence, obviously.

Everyone wants a shot of love with Scarlet.

This is where I’d tell you exciting things about the teaser and cast for Season 3 of The Real L Word, if there were any. I had frozen pizza for lunch!

This week on Glee: Brittany and Santana communicated through silent, lesbian brainwaves and Kurt and Blaine yelled at each other in Whitney Houston lyrics.

Here are some pretty people in the outdoors.

Today is a really great day for your ears.

Little known fact about the comment awards: they can go 150 hours without air.

“Minority youths are really just more violent than white ones. Seriously, you can’t argue with the news.”

Boston University released a study suggesting that supportive parents improve long-term health for LGBT individuals. Also, what’s a Krisbian?

“I would’ve cried if someone hadn’t started singing, and then someone else joined in.”

Happy Easter! Happy Passover! I’m having a lot of positive feelings.

Runner-ups for rhymes include: graham flours, kilometers per hours, artificial flowers, ivory towers and nuclear powers.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try try (x 10) again.

“Fire ants, maybe.”