Results for: dead to me
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #12
You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #11
We discuss funny reviews of menstrual cups, processing election feelings, gender neutral terms your niece or nephew can call you, our Myers-Briggs personality types and more!
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 27, September 2016
“Drink with nerds and feel good about people calling you mom.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 30, December 2016
“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”
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Interview With My Ex-Girlfriend: Marni
“Even though we broke up for all the reasons, then you see the person you were with and are like, “you wouldn’t do that thing with me, but you’re doing it now, so maybe it wasn’t the thing… it was me.”
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Annotated: Jenny Owen Youngs “Fuck Was I”
“Everyone I had dated or made out with (or even thought about making out with) in the past year thought it was about them. At the time, I was certain they were all wrong — except, you know, one of them.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 29, November 2016
“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”
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18 Excerpts from Maddie’s Babyqueer Diary, 2005-2007
“I don’t especially want to be gay, but If I was, no big deal, and who knows?”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 25, July 2016
“Today in the bisexual celebrities beat, I have fucking died”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 26, August 2016
“i’m stepping down from autostraddle
bye
you’ll miss calling me out when i give my body to the sea so” -
23 Excerpts From Carolyn’s Diary, 2015–2016
“Sometimes it is hard to be chill and not proposition everyone constantly.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 21, March 2016
“I will probably be Connie Britton Editor from now on. Also heading up our Star Witness Akita division.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 22, April 2016
“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 23, May 2016, Alex Vega Tribute Edition
Our number one feeling is always Alex Vega.
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A+ Birthday Roundtable: For All The Stories We Wrote Because We Knew We Could
In honor of our seventh birthday, we’re talking about the writing we’re proud of, the writing that scared us, the writing we regret, the writing coming up soon and so many other fascinating things!
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue Thirteen, July 2015
“I asked Riese if she thought I would ever have sex again if I started wearing kaftans from World Market and she said no.”
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YES CATS! Exclusive: The Incredibly True Adventures of the Backyard Bobbis
“…when my parents were yelling at each other and when my mom was slapping and screaming at me and when the kids at my school were making fun of me for being a cross-eyed dyke, I’d think about those kittens who were counting on me to keep them safe. I’d make it through another day.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 18, December 2015, With Extra Holiday Cheer
“I DID get hit on by a man at a lesbian bar on Saturday night. It made me feel very free and also like a pastry.”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #7
Yvonne gets super-real about dealing with a very difficult situation, Aja talks toners, Cee takes a kitten on an airplane, and Laneia, Riese, Rachel and Heather say other things in response to things you said to us and well I don’t know I just think this is a really good one.