Results for: Saturday night live
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #15
“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #13
“i wish there were more bloody lesbians in the world so that i never had to get into ridiculous situations like this.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 33, March 2017
NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #12
You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 29, November 2016
“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”
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20 Excerpts from Kayla’s Elementary School Journals, 1998-2003
With illustrations!
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 24, June 2016
“I hope you gave birth to a swan, invented a new way to eat pineapples, started recycling or used a cucumber as a dildo after your dog ate your dildo. I hope only good things for you.”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #10
Can you help me understand why I identify so strongly with 80s music videos?
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 18, December 2015, With Extra Holiday Cheer
“I DID get hit on by a man at a lesbian bar on Saturday night. It made me feel very free and also like a pastry.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 22, April 2016
“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 20, February 2016
“I made dinner and our entire website fell apart”
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Love & Canada: Whatever Happens, This Wedding Is Happening
“This week has involved a lot of needing to let go of all the things I can’t have total control over and I’m not good at that and I don’t like it but also maybe that’s okay.”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #1
Where can I hang out with other queers in Portland? Is it okay that I was drunk when I filled out my A+ survey? Skins Fire: why? Why do straight people wear lesbian footwear? These questions of yours and more are answered in this here post.
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Gal Pal Chronicles: Rachel and Lizz Have Been Obsessed With Each Other Since Roughly 2008
Rachel: “The writing & philosophy class I was required to take freshman year mostly sucked. But there was this one girl, Lizz, who seemed cool. She wore comic book tshirts and had beautiful shiny hair. One day after class, I announced to a friend, ‘Lizz is not straight. I can just tell.'”
Lizz: “There was something about Rachel that I just couldn’t shake. She spent a lot of time quoting feminist theorists who I’d never heard of and she had what I would later come to call ‘Congenital Gay Face.'” -
Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #4
“Just tried a paleo/gluten free baked good because the cute coffee shop girl said they were good, but they were gross. Feeling very betrayed right now.”
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Going Home To My Ghosts: A Photoessay
The entire story of our entire trip from California to Michigan and also all the bigger stories and the smaller ones, too.
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #3
“I can’t focus enough to read the cool indigneous women article but I want to read it but I cam’t I had too much drug candy”
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How We Survived Lesbian Bed Death
This is not as rewarding as that “spice up your marriage” advice columnist promised it would be.
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Autostraddle Writers Share Their WEEK THREE Masters Of Sex Cure Month Experience Journals
“Did some naked housework today like that episode of Friends when Rachel was trying to get comfortable with her own body. Luckily, unlike Friends, Ross didn’t come over and ruin it.”