S.H.E. Episode III: Moo-Hattan on the Rocks
“I’ve never admitted this to anyone but I’m just so scared I’m stranded on a hostile planet full of fake, uncaring people.”
Oh, Hey! It’s Alyssa #32: Surviving
“The thing people tend to gloss over when talking about survival is how hard life can be to get back to once you’ve done the surviving.”
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Knot
“Do you think marriage is dumb?”
S.H.E. Episode II: A Day In The Life
“I didn’t really buy her as an action hero. I’ve never met a girl that badass.”
Foolish Child #33: Foolishly Pretending Like Everything Is Completely Manageable
“How’s the baby growing going?”
Yo! That’s Not Cool #3: Happy Birthday
Being 27 was an absolute trash storm.
S.H.E. Episode I: The Space Heroines Of El Andoo
“There’s only ever one of these girls and you’re telling me they never get, like… a friend? Really?”
Coming Soon: S.H.E. (The Space Heroes Of El Andoo)
“They’ve got nothing in common except each other.”
Oh, Hey! It’s Alyssa #31: Hypochondriac
“Despite being a champion in the art of actual survival, I’ve become a wildly imaginative and catastrophic thinker.”
3 A.M.: Cafe Peru
Remember the note from Ruth? Mae follows what it said and goes to Cafe Peru before her shift.
Baopu #38: The Realities Of Being A Full-Time Alien
#1: You spend most of your disposable income on legal fees.
Foolish Child #32: Wildish Dreams
“I needed a distraction from all the daily reminders of how racist this trash planet is…”
3 A.M.: Old Friend
Mae gets an unexpected knock on the door.
Grease Bats: Family
“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”
Oh, Hey! It’s Alyssa #30: Grown Up Routines
“I have managed to become completely convinced that I will never be a real adult.”
3 A.M.: Game Plan
3 A.M. is back! Mae is freaking out about Ruth’s note. What’s her game plan?
Some Things: Bad Processor
“What if we just watch Buffy instead?”
Foolish Child #31: Today’s Sway Is Tomorrow’s Gay
“Enter, children, unto my super gay gingerbread house of sweet queer temptation.”
Yo! That’s Not Cool #2: The Secret to Adult Courtship
“This wasn’t the playground anymore. Kid stuff wasn’t going to work on a teenager.”
Oh, Hey! It’s Alyssa #29: Hospital Beds
“I’m a lot more than some sad girl who grew up in a sad place.”