Foolish Child #33: Foolishly Pretending Like Everything Is Completely Manageable

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  1. “hi! how are you?”

    “are u asking this for real or are u asking this because it’s a social norm”


    “like how much time u got”

  2. Ah man small talk. The worst.

    I’m glad for the reminder, though my first full pregnancy was not too bad… I have baby rabies big time and I thought I’d never want to go through it again but now I got amnesia about gestating a human and I’m ready to go again.

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