For a moment, I let myself feel pride.
Which cousin? You have like 500?
Foreplay is self-care.
“May all the anonymous hookups of the early 2000’s R.I.P.”
“How long did it take Sarah to pick her mouth up off the floor when she found out you have kids?”
Not a perfect introvert or extrovert 100% of the time.
“Did someone here order two rowdy kids?”
Queer culture is seeing nine cats in one day.
Every year, Halloween comes around… like a beautiful one-night stand
“You don’t know my thirst!”
There’s an instinct when you move somewhere, I think, to carry with you an idea of home.
Being queer is being free.
Better luck next time, Champ.
“That’s your cue, Romeo!”
What if I can leave the past on the shore?
“LOVE IS REAL!”
“I kinda want to try one of those chicken sandwiches…”
When every piece of clothing you own is made for winter.