“Group sex has betrayed me.”
“Have you forgotten what the A in LGBTQIA stands for?”
Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
It’s official. This cold is bumming me out.
What do best friends do together?
“I will not have you ruining another show with your ‘facts.'”
“Because I’m the best!”
We’re not even sick of each other.
“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”
“A lot of it is the need to stay constantly informed at all times just to have something to say about it, ya know?”
I’m ready to look fondly backwards at Sadness as something I once was.
New Year! New Me!
All my life I’ve tried to be impervious, but I am soft.
“We’re not trying to collect apologies, just lunch.”
Change doesn’t have to be made just once every 365 days.
It’s sometimes funny, the things we find ourselves feeling attached to…
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
“You never know what’s going to provoke them to attack.”
Baopu has a long-avoided conversation with mom.
You’re sure it will continue to be awful.