Things Are Hard! Here’s Some Queer Coloring Pages!
Times are rough, all around. Instead of my regular Grease Bats, I’m sharing some coloring pages that were rejected last month after an editor was “slightly offended” by the images. Enjoy homos!
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Baopu #73: All The Silver Linings
I’ve become so sophisticated from maxing out on the benefits of staying home, there’s juuust one side effect.
Foolish Child #72: State Your Emergency
“Ma’am, I can assure you that refusing to wear a mask to protect your community… is not the ‘new’ N-word.”
Reine #8: Observation Walk
Spring is my fave season, and Portland does it so well. (Play along with Reine, bingo card included.)
The Lakeview Crew #4: Taurus Surprise!
Maya and Max prepare a social distance surprise that will make you cry, in the good way.
Foolish Child #71: “We’re in this Together!”
Coronavirus commercials are getting more and more aggressive.
Grease Bats: Tight Spaces
“Thank you for coming to this emergency roommate meeting… I don’t want to be rude but DAMN YOU BOTH.”
Baopu #72: Working From Home
What happens when you try to be productive even though you can’t.
Foolish Child #70: Karen
You… don’t know what the word “slur” actually means… do you?
Reine #7: What Your Quarantine Cut Says About You
It’s been about a month and now your hair has grown. With all the barber shops and salons closed, and with nowhere in public to go, we’re busting out new looks. Here’s what your new choice says about you.
The Lakeview Crew #3: Full Moon
Celeste reconnects with the energy of the universe during quarantine.
Foolish Child #69: TikTok
It’s a miracle that I figured out how to use Zoom.
Grease Bats: Digital Hangouts
“Turn your mic on!”
Baopu #71: Unwinding
Baopu shares a little reminder to relax during a stressful time.
Foolish Child #68: Current Events
Fine. Everything is PERFECTLY fine.
Reine #6: Aries Season
My time has come!
The Lakeview Crew #2: Dress Your Best
Ayden struggles to find an outfit that proves they’re the cutie they know they are. Gender is such a trip.
Foolish Child #67: The Sims
Who is that scary guy in the robe, holding a big knife? That would be the Grim Reaper, kiddo.
Grease Bats: Staycation
“I am a broke introverted trans person. I NEVER go on vacations but I’ve totally mastered the STAYCATION!”
Baopu #70: Resisting Conformity
I could always try harder to fight the urge of conforming to the path of least resistance.