“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
“An ally to whomst?”
I don’t have the kind of life I was ‘expected’ to have. How do I deal with the life I actually have, instead?
“You mean to tell me your regimen is dancing through the opening credits of One Day at a Time?”
The ants are thrilled to be visiting Autostraddle this morning!
“I love every square inch of you.”
…the word for she/he/it are WRITTEN differently but PRONOUNCED the same.
2019 could already use some good things.
Class of 19-TooDamnRecent.
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
“Have you forgotten what the A in LGBTQIA stands for?”
Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
It’s official. This cold is bumming me out.
What do best friends do together?
“I will not have you ruining another show with your ‘facts.'”
“Because I’m the best!”
We’re not even sick of each other.
“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”