“But tomorrow, I turn thirty! A near-twenty years beyond ever expected!”
“As a kid, I was always really confused about who my family was…”
Boy? Girl? BOY OR GIRL?
It’s where I keep my most precious treasures.
“When I was 20, I fell in love with my best friend.”
“It’s been three years since my mother told me that she’ll never accept my sexuality.”
You should watch [whitest show ever]! It’s so good!
“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”
“Many presume they are entitled to the intimate quirks, details, and sorted history of my body…”
“You aren’t dreaming.”
Tip #1: Surround yourself with weirdos who don’t give a single fuck.
“Dickens, I wondered if you had any advice for me…as a first time mom.”
“Look, I’m not Robophobic.”
“But that’s not a job for a girl.”
“I’m sorry, did I say something to offend you?”
“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”
Hard times or not, there’s no cuter thing to be than queer.
“My name is Mae, today’s my first day.”
I know I’ve left behind ghosts.