“Gay panic!”

“I kinda want to try one of those chicken sandwiches…”

“I love scarf weather.”

“I’m so tired of stark white classic movies being attributed to queer and feminist culture…”

“Can I even feel feelings anymore?!”

“Don’t ever fall for a straight woman.”

“Eat my corporate rainbows!”

“Care-free, pain-free plot, with a genuine happily ever after.”

“…is this divine intervention?”

“Look, we all know how the gays feel about their representation…”

“It looks like a museum for straight white women in here.”

“An ally to whomst?”

“You mean to tell me your regimen is dancing through the opening credits of One Day at a Time?”

“I love every square inch of you.”

Class of 19-TooDamnRecent.

“Have you forgotten what the A in LGBTQIA stands for?”

“I will not have you ruining another show with your ‘facts.'”

“A lot of it is the need to stay constantly informed at all times just to have something to say about it, ya know?”

“We’re not trying to collect apologies, just lunch.”

“You never know what’s going to provoke them to attack.”