Depends on what the “V” stands for…
And now, to sleep.
I rest my case.
Which cousin? You have like 500?
“How long did it take Sarah to pick her mouth up off the floor when she found out you have kids?”
“Did someone here order two rowdy kids?”
“You don’t know my thirst!”
Better luck next time, Champ.
“That’s your cue, Romeo!”
“I kinda want to try one of those chicken sandwiches…”
“I love scarf weather.”
“I’m so tired of stark white classic movies being attributed to queer and feminist culture…”
“Can I even feel feelings anymore?!”
“Don’t ever fall for a straight woman.”
“Eat my corporate rainbows!”
“Care-free, pain-free plot, with a genuine happily ever after.”
“…is this divine intervention?”
“Look, we all know how the gays feel about their representation…”