“An ally to whomst?”

“You mean to tell me your regimen is dancing through the opening credits of One Day at a Time?”

“I love every square inch of you.”

Class of 19-TooDamnRecent.

“Have you forgotten what the A in LGBTQIA stands for?”

“I will not have you ruining another show with your ‘facts.'”

“A lot of it is the need to stay constantly informed at all times just to have something to say about it, ya know?”

“We’re not trying to collect apologies, just lunch.”

“You never know what’s going to provoke them to attack.”

“How am I supposed to explain that to my children?”

“How’s the baby growing going?”

“I needed a distraction from all the daily reminders of how racist this trash planet is…”

“Enter, children, unto my super gay gingerbread house of sweet queer temptation.”

“Wait! Don’t leave me all alone here with this white guilt!”

“You know they don’t like to be called white.”

“Mommy, why are you lying on the floor like that?”

You should watch [whitest show ever]! It’s so good!