Results for: grease bats
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Grease Bats: Cruising 4 Pride
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
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Grease Bats: Spring Fling
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
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Grease Bats: Post-Valentine’s Day
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
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Grease Bats: Lonely
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
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Grease Bats: The Afterparty
“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”
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Grease Bats: Homophobic Inheritance
“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”
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Grease Bats: Homosexual Imposter
“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”
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Grease Bats: New Friends
“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”
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Grease Bats: Top, Bottom Or Switch?
“You’re working yourself up into an identity crisis!”
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Grease Bats: Feeling The Gender Feels
“I’m fine” is just code for “I’m disassociating from my feelings.”
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Butt Week Coloring Pages!
Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!
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Grease Bats: Summer Exes
“Is that Emily? And Sarah!? AND Casey??”
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Grease Bats: Not My Jam
“Dating. Sex. Romance. It’s not my jam.”
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Grease Bats: Heartbroken
“The first girl I loved punched me in the face at recess in fourth grade.”
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Things Are Hard! Here’s Some Queer Coloring Pages!
Times are rough, all around. Instead of my regular Grease Bats, I’m sharing some coloring pages that were rejected last month after an editor was “slightly offended” by the images. Enjoy homos!
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Grease Bats: New Year’s Resolutions
“Sure, I’ve mostly only eaten free fortune cookies for the past two days, but I’m FINE.”
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Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date
“That’s it, I’m cancelling my Valentine’s three-way to celebrate with you!”
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Grease Bats: Holigay Obligations
“You know what I’m doing for the holigays? Absolutely NOTHING that I feel obligated to do!”
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Grease Bats: Astrology Is Real And Meaningful
“You can tell that now is a good time for Scout to finish their erotic novel ‘Buffy The Butt Slayer’ just from their astrological sign?”
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Grease Bats: Family
“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”