“A poorly organized night of chaos where you only have one minute to explain your interests, expectations, and what you’re looking for.”
“First of all: TIME IS FAKE.”
“It feels like whenever something good happens, there’s still so much work to do.”
“May all the anonymous hookups of the early 2000’s R.I.P.”
Every year, Halloween comes around… like a beautiful one-night stand
Whether or not you’ve read Grease Bats, or PURCHASED THE GREASE BATS BOOK that just came out, you’ll probably find one of the crew who’s your comic character alter ego. Want to find out which one? Take this quiz!
A book party, you ask? For whom? For what? For Archie, I exclaim back! For our own Archie Bongiovanni, and for this here comic we have on Autostraddle dot com called Grease Bats!
It’s hard to overstate how much I loved this book and how much I think you will, too.
“LOVE IS REAL!”
“I wanna be seen as who I am: A NON-BINARY QUEER FUCK BOY WITH POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.”
“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”
“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”
“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”
“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”