Whether or not you’ve read Grease Bats, or PURCHASED THE GREASE BATS BOOK that just came out, you’ll probably find one of the crew who’s your comic character alter ego. Want to find out which one? Take this quiz!
A book party, you ask? For whom? For what? For Archie, I exclaim back! For our own Archie Bongiovanni, and for this here comic we have on Autostraddle dot com called Grease Bats!
It’s hard to overstate how much I loved this book and how much I think you will, too.
“LOVE IS REAL!”
“I wanna be seen as who I am: A NON-BINARY QUEER FUCK BOY WITH POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.”
“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”
“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”
“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”
“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”
“You’re working yourself up into an identity crisis!”
“I’m fine” is just code for “I’m disassociating from my feelings.”
“Is that Emily? And Sarah!? AND Casey??”
“Dating. Sex. Romance. It’s not my jam.”
“The first girl I loved punched me in the face at recess in fourth grade.”