“The first girl I loved punched me in the face at recess in fourth grade.”
“That’s it, I’m cancelling my Valentine’s three-way to celebrate with you!”
“Sure, I’ve mostly only eaten free fortune cookies for the past two days, but I’m FINE.”
“You know what I’m doing for the holigays? Absolutely NOTHING that I feel obligated to do!”
“You can tell that now is a good time for Scout to finish their erotic novel ‘Buffy The Butt Slayer’ just from their astrological sign?”
“Ivanka Trump claiming to have a punk phase — she is NOT taking punk from us.”
“Who knew Str8 Karen could be so exhausting?”
“This is fine. I don’t need to graduate school.”
“Work is keeping you busy?” “No, I’ve been busy going on dates!”
“I thought downloading Tinder would be a good idea, but I’m WAY too shy to do anything on it.”
“I may not be rich monetarily, but at least I’m rich in margaritas.”
“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”
“I can list everyone on the US Women’s Soccer Team from least gay to most gay haircut!” “I can’t even appreciate what a cool and vital skill that is because I’m too sad!”
The Grease Bats react to the President-Elect.
SCOTUS resumes, an oral history of Lilith Fair, books, IVF for queer women in France, queer stories on TikTok, Laura Aguilar, Tegan and Sara, and more!
Whether you had a #hotgirlsummer or not, it’s time for #feelingsfall.
“I went out last night with another Rachel…it wasn’t super awkward until she told me her ex’s name is Rachel.”
“Does this mean Stef is now eligible to be featured on No Filter?”
*THIS* is how you party in Mykonos.
“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”