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Can relate, I hate cooking.
My GF hates cooking too! She sure is an Andy when it comes to cooking!
I fucking HATE cooking. Jesus it’s dull
Really happy with how supportive these comments are about disliking cooking! I’m not the only one!
I LOVE cooking! Which kinda feels like some personal ad now of an ”Ari seeks Andy” kind but whatever..
I feel very much agree with this!
@needlesandpin are you an Ari in this situation then? Coz I could do with a decent kitchen helper..
I would be Ari. I like cooking.
As a kitchen bottom married to another kitchen bottom who works longer hours than me, I’ve had to learn some cooking skills out of necessity, but ughhhh I just want a plate of nice food to appear in front of me the instant I feel hungry please and thank you. It’s 2020 where are our Star Trek food replicators and Jetsons robot helpers already
I’ll come cook for you both but I’m not shoveling snow 😝
@snowfell can look after herself!
I’ve been summoned from the ether
With the suggestion that you look at recipes on The PPK (post punk kitchen)
https://www.theppk.com/
Start with this one, it’s easy, fun, and delicious. The recipe instructions are also hilarious.
https://www.theppk.com/2007/07/bikram-baking-ginger-chocolate-chunk-scones/
Truly a classic, one of my favorite go-to’s.
Ooh rage baking, good good
OMG, amazing. The Kitchen Top vibes really resonate with me. Thanks @snowfell !
@snaelle Deal! 😘
I have easy vegan recipes if you want them!
Sure, always happy for more recipe ideas!
This is so precious and as someone who LOVES cooking but HATES dishes, I even found it a tiny bit relatable ;) I always make time for selfies though, even if I have to pull a pan off the heat for a minute to slow down the cooking process!!!
LOL Your selfies would definitely NOT slow down the cooking process.
Dear Andy, there is no cooking except for one-pot-pasta. And the one pot goes in the dishwasher even though it shouldn’t.
I like to eat. I will peel and chop and dice and do the dishes but I will not cook
I approve of this Tinder profile
Uh, I literally food prepped all day today as part of a resolution thing. 😬
Fun fact, though, garlic supposedly shares smell properties with vaginal fluid which, again, supposedly, makes it a favorite ingredient in lesbionic minded households?
I have not heard this, and I don’t think of vaginas whilst eating garlic or vice versa, but I am a firm believer in ”no such thing as too much garlic so”..
I’ve never heard that about garlic before, but I definitely like plenty of garlic in my food.
@kaunisenkeli we need a garlic-loving Rachel subgroup!
@malingo I’m up for that. :)
I’m here for some garlic
Now what does this mean for popular vampire lore
Lesbian vampires have developed an immunity 😮
Lesbian vampires are scarred from centuries of home “remedies” for yeast infections, and have trauma response?
Meanwhile non-op lesbian trans vampires vacation in Italy, and I’m so up for watching “La Dolce Vampita” if anyone wants to make it
I kinda do want to make that now
Or maybe make some roasted garlic
I’m down for this watch party. And garlic munch. Buon appetito!
Quod me nutrit me destruit?
The only time in my life that I might have been able to relate to this was just after I left the final job of my professional cooking career, but I was seriously burnt out at the time. Now (years, and a completely unrelated bachelors degree during which I cooked for myself all the time, later) it baffles me that there are people who hate cooking. I love cooking for myself. I will only cook for other people if I damned well feel like it. In all these years, I’ve never once felt like it.
I only learned to cook just last year.
Cooking IS a hellacious task, but it feels SO good knowing that I, a person that’s never been good at anything ever, am capable of making things that taste SO good!
You’ll get better at it :)
It’s such a trade off! Congrats on your delicious skill – what’s a fave flavour, @slayerjamie?
Cooking gives me life and yeah you right fuck all the GODDAMN DISHES.
It’s a more sisyphean task than laundry.
In favour of cooking, I have only one thing to say :
Reniece.
I like cooking and baking just fine, I just don’t usually have the energy/mental space to do it. but I also agree about the garlic and the dishes