Times are rough, all around. Instead of my regular Grease Bats, I’m sharing some coloring pages that were rejected last month after an editor was “slightly offended” by the images. Enjoy homos!
“Thank you for coming to this emergency roommate meeting… I don’t want to be rude but DAMN YOU BOTH.”
“Turn your mic on!”
“I am a broke introverted trans person. I NEVER go on vacations but I’ve totally mastered the STAYCATION!”
“A poorly organized night of chaos where you only have one minute to explain your interests, expectations, and what you’re looking for.”
“First of all: TIME IS FAKE.”
“It feels like whenever something good happens, there’s still so much work to do.”
“May all the anonymous hookups of the early 2000’s R.I.P.”
Every year, Halloween comes around… like a beautiful one-night stand
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It’s hard to overstate how much I loved this book and how much I think you will, too.
“LOVE IS REAL!”
“I wanna be seen as who I am: A NON-BINARY QUEER FUCK BOY WITH POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.”
“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”