“I’m SCARED of people now, Andy! SMALL TALK? MEETING A STRANGER?? No Thanks!”
“I haven’t relaxed since 2019. I’ve given up.”
“I’m sorry, is this a sext or a love poem to the moon?”
“I physically don’t know if I can stop!”
“Drama! Exciting secrets! Rumors! The GOOD stuff!!”
“Doesn’t that show go against all your values — as queers, as feminists, as people with taste?”
Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!
“What’s the point of podding if I can’t fix your unhappiness?”
“Obviously I’m joining #FEMMEARMY”
Times are rough, all around. Instead of my regular Grease Bats, I’m sharing some coloring pages that were rejected last month after an editor was “slightly offended” by the images. Enjoy homos!
“Thank you for coming to this emergency roommate meeting… I don’t want to be rude but DAMN YOU BOTH.”
“Turn your mic on!”
“I am a broke introverted trans person. I NEVER go on vacations but I’ve totally mastered the STAYCATION!”
“A poorly organized night of chaos where you only have one minute to explain your interests, expectations, and what you’re looking for.”
“First of all: TIME IS FAKE.”
“It feels like whenever something good happens, there’s still so much work to do.”
“May all the anonymous hookups of the early 2000’s R.I.P.”
Every year, Halloween comes around… like a beautiful one-night stand
Whether or not you’ve read Grease Bats, or PURCHASED THE GREASE BATS BOOK that just came out, you’ll probably find one of the crew who’s your comic character alter ego. Want to find out which one? Take this quiz!
It’s hard to overstate how much I loved this book and how much I think you will, too.