“ANDY! You can’t have a crush on someone who is paying us to live here.”
“This is just a clear garbage bag.”
AWMAN now we gotta talk about “Rules.”
In which Scout and Andy disagree.
Summer Funk, meet Magic Mike.
“I am not hating this experience.”
“You promised we’d go camping on my birthday.”
“Did you know we’ve had a GAY President?”
“I ALWAYS get a spring sunburn.” “I know. You’re very delicate.”
“I am hella broke right now.”
“It’s a whole holiday built on consumerism!”
“She’s got everything.”
“Gimme a beer, let’s destroy some shit!”
“Here’s to another week of stickin’ it to the man!”
“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or Easter. I only celebrate Halloween. It’s all I’ve got.”
“Wouldn’t you rather join me in an adventurous 4-hour bus ride to a small town diner?”
In which Scout and Andy experience a phenomenon we have all experienced, and with increasing regularity.
Some people need more dating apps in their life; some need less.
“That jerk! You won that co-op in the breakup!”
“Ahh. Classic non-date.” Is it a date, or isn’t it?