“If by nice night you mean a nice night to wallow in your own GUILT in the dark, then yes, I agree.”
You two are gonna sleep together! Or worse, you’re gonna catch feelings again!
“Your house is more gross than usual.”
“To be honest, this is my first protest.”
Sex work is a human rights issue.
“HAPPY APOCALYPSE PARTY!”
“Did Andy tell you yet?”
The Grease Bats react to the President-Elect.
“HAPPY GAY CHRISTMAS!”
“A lesbian floral 90’s witch party!”
What about you? How do you identify?
“Are you hyperventilating?”
“Can you talk in a whisper? I’m suffering from a bad Pride Hangover.”
“They’re just my all-time fav band and sing directly into my soul. NBD.”
“I love spending time with your family! Plus your mom is totally in love with me.”
“I’m gathering my courage…to ask a girl out.”
“I’ve been waiting months for patio season.”
“I thought maybe you’d like to go to a party with me? There will be girls and booze. You love girls and booze.”
“You look tired. Your hair’s on point, though!”
“Wait. Are those tears?”