“I’m gathering my courage…to ask a girl out.”

“I’ve been waiting months for patio season.”

“I thought maybe you’d like to go to a party with me? There will be girls and booze. You love girls and booze.”

“You look tired. Your hair’s on point, though!”

“Wait. Are those tears?”

“ANDY! You can’t have a crush on someone who is paying us to live here.”

“This is just a clear garbage bag.”

AWMAN now we gotta talk about “Rules.”

In which Scout and Andy disagree.

“I am not hating this experience.”

“You promised we’d go camping on my birthday.”

“Did you know we’ve had a GAY President?”

“I ALWAYS get a spring sunburn.” “I know. You’re very delicate.”

“I am hella broke right now.”

“It’s a whole holiday built on consumerism!”

“She’s got everything.”

“Gimme a beer, let’s destroy some shit!”

“Here’s to another week of stickin’ it to the man!”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or Easter. I only celebrate Halloween. It’s all I’ve got.”

“Wouldn’t you rather join me in an adventurous 4-hour bus ride to a small town diner?”