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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Rite of Passage

“I’m gathering my courage…to ask a girl out.”

By Archie| April 9, 2016 | 30 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sir

“I’ve been waiting months for patio season.”

By Archie| March 12, 2016 | 28 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Bachelorette Party

“I thought maybe you’d like to go to a party with me? There will be girls and booze. You love girls and booze.”

By Archie| February 13, 2016 | 14 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Tired

“You look tired. Your hair’s on point, though!”

By Archie| January 16, 2016 | 17 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Coping

“Wait. Are those tears?”

By Archie| December 19, 2015 | 28 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Mega Crush

“ANDY! You can’t have a crush on someone who is paying us to live here.”

By Archie| November 21, 2015 | 32 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Halloween

“This is just a clear garbage bag.”

By Archie| October 24, 2015 | 22 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Roommate

AWMAN now we gotta talk about “Rules.”

By Archie| September 26, 2015 | 24 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Loose Morals

In which Scout and Andy disagree.

By Archie| August 29, 2015 | 36 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: XXL

Summer Funk, meet Magic Mike.

By Archie| August 1, 2015 | 36 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Straight Bar

“I am not hating this experience.”

By Archie| July 4, 2015 | 30 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Camping

“You promised we’d go camping on my birthday.”

By Archie| June 6, 2015 | 15 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Trivia

“Did you know we’ve had a GAY President?”

By Archie| May 9, 2015 | 19 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Stoop Kid

“I ALWAYS get a spring sunburn.” “I know. You’re very delicate.”

By Archie| April 11, 2015 | 12 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Garage Sale

“I am hella broke right now.”

By Archie| March 14, 2015 | 21 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: V-Day

“It’s a whole holiday built on consumerism!”

By Archie| February 14, 2015 | 16 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Flirt

“She’s got everything.”

By Archie| January 17, 2015 | 32 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Having a S.A.D.

“Gimme a beer, let’s destroy some shit!”

By Archie| December 6, 2014 | 14 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sober

“Here’s to another week of stickin’ it to the man!”

By Archie| November 8, 2014 | 4 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sexy Cowboy

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or Easter. I only celebrate Halloween. It’s all I’ve got.”

By Archie| October 11, 2014 | 18 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Bus Tripping For Love

“Wouldn’t you rather join me in an adventurous 4-hour bus ride to a small town diner?”

By Archie| September 13, 2014 | 26 Comments
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