Grease Bats: Heartbroken

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

Archie has written 116 articles for us.


  1. “Maybe I’ll write her a letter and tell her about how happy I am I got to know her”

    That is so me.

    And then I’d add: How much I miss having them in my life and that I understand if it’s just not right for them at th moment and that I’ll always be here for them if ever they need help or anything.

    I know it’s so stereotypical, right?

  2. archie i’m so mad at you for making a character as deeply My Type as Andy and then making them the worst possible person for me ps i refuse to take responsibility for any correlation between those two xoxo

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