Grease Bats: Heartbroken

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. I'm also a server at a really amazing dive bar. I don't own a car and enjoy winter biking. I drink a lot. I don't feel bad about it. If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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  1. “Maybe I’ll write her a letter and tell her about how happy I am I got to know her”

    That is so me.

    And then I’d add: How much I miss having them in my life and that I understand if it’s just not right for them at th moment and that I’ll always be here for them if ever they need help or anything.

    I know it’s so stereotypical, right?

  2. archie i’m so mad at you for making a character as deeply My Type as Andy and then making them the worst possible person for me ps i refuse to take responsibility for any correlation between those two xoxo

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