Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings! Grease Bats, todayās comic, is created by Archie!
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Iād give this about an hour!
Love this comic.
I love this! It’s like, I don’t drink, but when I was at uni, people wanted me to drink beer, because they were sure if I just drank enough I’d like it!
Er, no! If you don’t like a food, you don’t like it, why try and force it? Same with so many other things.
This is for reals how I am with that whole dating/romance thing ♥
I love this so much.
Yes. So much of this resonates!
Somehow Iām both of them.
Omg you ARE!!
Same
Can Ari be my new Aunt? Iām sure my mom will like her better than her traitorous biological sister.
This is exactly how I feel when I tell my girlfriends I’m bi. “Well maybe you just haven’t met that perfect guy yet?”
No, I have. And lots of perfect ladies too. I can like hiking and rafting ^_^
my libra sun is scout but my virgo venus is ari
or more like the part of me that Ships Things is scout & the part of me that makes all major life choices is ari
That’s the right order of things, I’m sure !
Queer, sensitive, is into pizza, drinking, karaoke, and hiking? Where can I find Scout?
“Anyway this tea is delicious” !!!!!!!!!!! I love Ari so much
Tag yourself – I’m either “I legit want NONE of that in my life! It’s ALL a pain in the ass!” or “I have no desire for that bullshit.”