Grease Bats: Not My Jam

Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings! Grease Bats, today’s comic, is created by Archie!

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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  1. I love this! It’s like, I don’t drink, but when I was at uni, people wanted me to drink beer, because they were sure if I just drank enough I’d like it!

    Er, no! If you don’t like a food, you don’t like it, why try and force it? Same with so many other things.

    This is for reals how I am with that whole dating/romance thing ♥

  2. Haha I read that second panel and was like “That dating profile is so great and sounds perfect for Scout!” (That’s the right character name, right?) Then I got to the third panel and started laughing when I realized what was really going on.

    Love the rest of the comic too. 🙂

  3. This is exactly how I feel when I tell my girlfriends I’m bi. “Well maybe you just haven’t met that perfect guy yet?”
    No, I have. And lots of perfect ladies too. I can like hiking and rafting ^_^

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