Grease Bats: Not My Jam

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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  1. I love this! It’s like, I don’t drink, but when I was at uni, people wanted me to drink beer, because they were sure if I just drank enough I’d like it!

    Er, no! If you don’t like a food, you don’t like it, why try and force it? Same with so many other things.

    This is for reals how I am with that whole dating/romance thing ♥

  2. Can Ari be my new Aunt? I’m sure my mom will like her better than her traitorous biological sister.

  3. This is exactly how I feel when I tell my girlfriends I’m bi. “Well maybe you just haven’t met that perfect guy yet?”
    No, I have. And lots of perfect ladies too. I can like hiking and rafting ^_^

  4. Tag yourself – I’m either “I legit want NONE of that in my life! It’s ALL a pain in the ass!” or “I have no desire for that bullshit.”

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