Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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    • Can’t read this line without thinking of the Timon and Pumbaa song, tbh…

      “I’m a sensitive soul and I seem thick-skinned
      But it hurt when my friends never stood downwiiiiiiiiind!
      And OH THE SHAME—”

      I mean what, I don’t know an entire song about farting by heart no who said that not me

  1. I want to be friends with all of them, I like to think I’m Ari but I’m Scout gotta be honest w myself

  2. I am simultaneously both Scout and Ari. Ari because I fuckin hate Valentine’s day and generally feel fine being single. Scout because uh yeah I am a sensitive soul who just wants to be loved (though unlike Scout, platonic love is PERFECTLY FINE TO SATISFY THAT NEED) and also because watching movies and eating doritos is def close to my ideal date.

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