Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date

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  1. I am simultaneously both Scout and Ari. Ari because I fuckin hate Valentine’s day and generally feel fine being single. Scout because uh yeah I am a sensitive soul who just wants to be loved (though unlike Scout, platonic love is PERFECTLY FINE TO SATISFY THAT NEED) and also because watching movies and eating doritos is def close to my ideal date.

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