Grease Bats: Top, Bottom Or Switch?

Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings! Grease Bats, today’s comic, is created by Archie!

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I'm a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I'm not working I'm socializing. If I'm not out with friends I'm drawing. If I'm not doing any of those things I'm probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

Archie has written 117 articles for us.


  1. “I’m too boring to be queer” is quite possibly the most #RELATABLE thing I’ve ever read.

  2. This survey is starting to be my favorite uncle to hear stories about at Thanksgiving

  3. “There’s nothing boring about doing what makes you happy” NEEDED THIS THANKS

  4. Outstanding ! This cracked me up so completely.
    I just love how you draw expressions, especially the eyes.

  5. Why is another person’s anxiety so cute? I just wanna take Taylor an smush her into my lil booblets and pet her head like I would anxious puppy.
    If a cuddle top is not already a thing I will make it a thing.

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