Results for: grease bats
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Grease Bats: Sober Kid at the Party
“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”
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Grease Bats: The Book Is Out Today and It’s Queer, Hilarious, Familiar, Perfect
It’s hard to overstate how much I loved this book and how much I think you will, too.
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Grease Bats: Cruising 4 Pride
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
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Tag Yourself: A Quiz to Find Out Which Grease Bats Character You Are Once and for All
Whether or not you’ve read Grease Bats, or PURCHASED THE GREASE BATS BOOK that just came out, you’ll probably find one of the crew who’s your comic character alter ego. Want to find out which one? Take this quiz!
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Grease Bats: Spring Fling
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
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Grease Bats: Post-Valentine’s Day
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
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Grease Bats: Lonely
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
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Grease Bats: The Afterparty
“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”
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Grease Bats: Homophobic Inheritance
“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”
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Grease Bats: Homosexual Imposter
“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”
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Grease Bats: New Friends
“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”
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Grease Bats: Top, Bottom Or Switch?
“You’re working yourself up into an identity crisis!”
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Grease Bats: Feeling The Gender Feels
“I’m fine” is just code for “I’m disassociating from my feelings.”
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Butt Week Coloring Pages!
Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!
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Grease Bats: Summer Exes
“Is that Emily? And Sarah!? AND Casey??”
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Grease Bats: Not My Jam
“Dating. Sex. Romance. It’s not my jam.”
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Grease Bats: Heartbroken
“The first girl I loved punched me in the face at recess in fourth grade.”
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Things Are Hard! Here’s Some Queer Coloring Pages!
Times are rough, all around. Instead of my regular Grease Bats, I’m sharing some coloring pages that were rejected last month after an editor was “slightly offended” by the images. Enjoy homos!
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Grease Bats: New Year’s Resolutions
“Sure, I’ve mostly only eaten free fortune cookies for the past two days, but I’m FINE.”
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Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date
“That’s it, I’m cancelling my Valentine’s three-way to celebrate with you!”