This week a brand new craze has taken the internet by storm! I am, of course, referring to that thread on Reddit where people sum up their first sexual experience using gifs.
This has yielded the following results:
And many more.
Now we could just team pick this because it’s funny—I have a habit of team picking things that make me spit-take. But I think we can do one better. It is my personal opinion that the average Autostraddle reader is both funnier and gayer than the average Redditor. So I think we can make a thread on here that will be both funnier and gayer.
There is only one thing I am asking of you: post a gif about your first lady-sex experience.
Here is how you do that. Just use some HTML right into the comment box: <img src=”paste-your-URL-here”>. Be sure that your URL is complete and includes the http:// part, and that the quotes are straight up and down quotes rather than curly quotes. If your image didn’t post, it’s ’cause you did the HTML wrong. We will fix it for you as soon as we can, so don’t post it again!
I’ll go first.
Feature image via Shutterstock.
HOW I HOPED MY EXCESSIVE SHIVERING WAS RECEIVED:
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HOW I REALLY FELT WHILST SHIVERING UNCONTROLLABLY (but still controlling my bladder, y’all… chill):

I can’t see your gifs! Do you have the lnks?
petition for more open gif threads pls
invited her over to watch a movie

beer might have been involved

also


This made my morning. So determined to learn how to internet now.
Best use of this gif ever.
At first I was all like

And then I was all like

And I felt like

So I was like “dude, what does this mean?”

And I was like, totally ok with that

then
Yes, I am a lot taller than most women.
I present to you, a Story of Queer Virginity, as told through Fernando Torres Gifs:
First she was like this:

And then I was like:

And then she was like:

Which meant I was like:

So then, it was only a matter of courage:

So then it was like:

After which point, it was like:

And, eventually it was like:

And like:

But like, nbd, right?

That’s it!

Well, messed that up. Let’s try this again. Actually, I think I said that then too.
I think Riese said above to make sure your link ends in .gif
Wow my bad I can see your gifs now!
Extra points for the BSG gifs!
Last one. God, yes!
Can’t decide between


and
basically.
Started off on the swings….(literal)
Progressed to the bedroom….
Little bit of this action…
And also some of this….
It felt like my whole lesbian college was cheering for me!
And then the next day…

and dennnn
and dennnnnn
and finally
Followed by both of us swearing back and forth that we were totally straight.
I’ve still got the holes in my feet from how well I was nailed to the floor of that closet 0__0
Sadly I deleted my massive gif collection when I quit tumblr because of procrastination, so this will have to do:
My girlfriend:

Me:

Noooo where are they?
fixed! you were missing the http:// at the beginning of the link, and at the end of the link you had two quotation marks — one of which was a curly quote mark instead of a “smart” quote mark, but regardless you only need one — and you added a backslash after the quotation marks. about 45 people have made the same mistake on this thread!
Thank you thank you! I thought I was following the directions so well, darn.
YOU WIN FOR LIL MIX
Yeah it wasn’t that great and I was very sleepy…
this is sooo great. So many of feelings have been posted above. I can’t compete.
Ali is right, y’all are super funny.
in which I am Hil…
I pretty much stumbled into it.
At first:


But then:
The stuff dreams are made of <3
I was like:

She was all:

And then:
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It was so awful and complicated that I would need twenty pictures to explain it. Thankfully things have gotten much better!
I definitely remember thinking:
At first I was like:
But then:
(so just because Britta is awesome)
My demands:

My reaction:
The logical conclusion being:

Waiting for first time to happen:

Still waiting too so this is how I feel.

This is what I wish was going down.
Now lets see if I actually did this posting gif thing right.
I am very sad that I messed up the second gif. Props to whoever fixed the first one. Below is what was supposed to be below it. Maybe it will work now?
I really do wish this was happening because yay.
I’m so excited to see an AFL gif in here you have no idea.
You win this thread.
except me prancing about yelling “I’m sooo gaaaaaaaay!!!!”
yes, there were onesies…
p.s. this thread made me finally sign up for autostraddle
Me:
Her:
My response to what happened next:
Not a period joke actually – this is the horror of not realizing that breaking hymen = possibility of looking down and noticing the sheets have mysteriously become soaked in blood and OH GOD WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT IS GOING ON YOU NAILS DON’T LOOK THAT SHARP I THOUGHT MY PRIEST WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THE GAY SEX ANIMAL SACRIFICE WHERE IS MY CAT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM
I haven’t been on AS a lot recently. Then this thread happened. Now I’m evaluating my life choices.
doh! late to comment as usual. but, what the hell

Well, she was experienced, so she was like:

And at first I felt like

But then!! Natural instincts? That’s what I’m going with. And it ended with me like:

This is fun.
My first time I was like
But now I’m like:
This thread is wonderful. And here is my contribution as I am another who is still waiting :/
Let’s see if I can work this newfangled technology ;)
As told by bunnies and the Golden Girls:
It would appear the answer is “no, I cannot.” They were devastatingly funny. You’ll just have to take my word for it.
argh! Mercury in retrograde! Hopefully this time will work:

Since I’m still waiting. Hi ;)

The first time partner was a very experienced lady…
whereas I was more like Katniss here…

It didn’t go all too well so at the end I was really shy but the other party was kind…
I was like:

They were like:

We were like:

Then I was like:

(if I had to limit it to one I would pick his gif.)
From then on:

First time she did anything to me:

First time I did anything to her

Also, be proud of me I wasn’t her first sex, but I was her first orgasm and for that I applaud myself. ♥
First time I was like…
it was a first for us both, and although I was extremely nervous, she came at me like

I was-

Unfortunately – the rollercoaster of a relationship turned out more like this

first:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/41682734440099e31f80baa9e0021bed/tumblr_n2t68uTOXf1rc44lao3_250.gif
then:
https://31.media.tumblr.com/9ccda1a50fe259c02fff11c0805f61ba/tumblr_n2t9rwCmMA1toomboo1_250.gif
Then:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/fed039e8b813bfaaa5236f3a705abd4a/tumblr_n2t680y2yc1rz2bopo1_r1_250.gif
And of course!
https://31.media.tumblr.com/244b8bbe067411e6c97c20d4e4f93249/tumblr_n10u7heKWZ1s43lvjo1_250.gif
Needless to say, I was drunk. And it was on her ex girlfriend’s bed. Then I started seeing her ex. Then her ex didn’t want to see me anymore. Then she became my first girlfriend.
Woof!
aww my comment won’t work. http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cutest-corgi-gifs-vacuum.gif
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-16-2014/C9Ac6W.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/W3UdmhMPROuzK/giphy.gif
I Googled ‘How to comment with a gif on Autostraddle’ and ended up here (best. Thread. Ever.), so I figured I might as well give it a go, but I failed. One day I will learn to do it, but today is not that day.