This week a brand new craze has taken the internet by storm! I am, of course, referring to that thread on Reddit where people sum up their first sexual experience using gifs.

This has yielded the following results:

And many more.

Now we could just team pick this because it’s funny—I have a habit of team picking things that make me spit-take. But I think we can do one better. It is my personal opinion that the average Autostraddle reader is both funnier and gayer than the average Redditor. So I think we can make a thread on here that will be both funnier and gayer.

There is only one thing I am asking of you: post a gif about your first lady-sex experience.

Here is how you do that. Just use some HTML right into the comment box: <img src=”paste-your-URL-here”>. **Be sure that your URL is complete and includes the http:// part, and that the quotes are straight up and down quotes rather than curly quotes. ****If your image didn’t post, it’s ’cause you did the HTML wrong. We will fix it for you as soon as we can, so don’t post it again!**

I’ll go first.

Feature image via Shutterstock.

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I don’t know how to post this as a not-link.

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Here you go, Beez!

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PSA: i would recommend against searching tumblr for “threesome gifs”

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Nice to see someone else whose first queer sex was a threesome! 🙂

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#neverforget

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Well we weren’t drunk, but it was Comic Con

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Best open thread ever. period.

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no question, this is my favorite one

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O.h yes. Except just not “with my by myself”… But plus the “is that wrong”

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A dewdewdewdew!

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Thank you to whoever fixed my link, clearly I need to go back and learn basic html (and apologies for all the failure and mess…). <3

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you’re welcome! <3

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What’s this from??

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Frozen!

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I… think I need two…

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I don’t know how to technology but thank you for this. THANK YOU.

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Must Be Nice to be you. Or the other party.

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…it wasn’t great.

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I also do not technology….but this is pretty much how I felt.

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Thanks for making some of us reveal our computer illiteracy… THANKS A LOT.

Also:

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This was one of my favorite things to ever happen on 30 Rock. Still use it after a terrible pun.

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Tina Fey. Love of my life.

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Just like this: Felt so weird and nice as Kristen Stewart being happy

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you did it right, but the link isn’t an image link! if it’s an image link, it will end with .gif or .png or something.

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So… like this?

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YEAH! I DID IT! Riese taught me a thing! <3 With great power..

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YAY! See, posting gifs for the first time is almost exactly like having ladysex for the first time

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Her:

Me:

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I can’t see your photos but I REALLY want to!

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+50 for Very Potter Malfoy. Totally awesome.

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Thumbs up for the Sara Quin gif. 🙂

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Fuck yeah, they do!

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winner thus far!

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This is how it all happened.

THEN

THEN FINALLY

TRUE STORY BRO

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At first it was like this because when we met, she told me she was straight and she had a boyfriend:

But then I learned not all girls reciprocate, so it ended like this:

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also wait this too:

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then

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oh no, I can’t see yours!

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…

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LOVE this thread so much. Too many gifs to choose from.

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ugh I’m so obviously a tech moron I can’t even.

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It wasn’t your fault, Ericka! For some reason the code gifbin gave you wasn’t working? So it’s totes on them or on the internet being weird I guess.

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This whole thread should be nothing but Jenna Marbles gifs!

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then

then

then

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This. Especially The Office and the cats.

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Honestly kind of shocked no one has used this yet so HERE YOU GO.

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and

but

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Ha! The girl from Jurassic Park! That was me like the entire time. The rainbows and dancing came waaayy later after all the shock and adrenalin wore off.

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She was all:

And I was all

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Then when I tried to cuddle with her all I got was

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Haha this wins in my book

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that was supposed to be a gif of spongebob waiting patiently. But this actually works as well.

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You and me both.

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same 🙁

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A story in GIFs.

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I cannot tell you how much I love that you used SNSD to tell this story

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Lemme get back to you when it happens. :/

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Haha same, I don’t think there is a GIF for this scenario lol

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Perhaps this is applicable?

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Same here. I’m such a baby queer I can’t even participate.

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There was nothing for loosing your virginity while watching G.I. Jane, so I did the best I could.

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slow clap, slow clap

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I have an irrational affinity for that movie. Kudos to you, woman.

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I was as blase as anyone can get about sex, thought I must be frigid, then I morphed into this pretty much.

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or alternately…?

(Someone tell me to quit or I’ll be finding these all night and posting them. Hah.)

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There was a little of this:

Followed by some of this:

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and then:

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Super chill in person, flipped of happiness for the next 3 weeks.

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Except in a happy way.

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I felt like this was also relevant to my first time

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE HOW MANY COMMENTS THIS HAS BEEN GETTING IN THE LAST TWO HOURS. OMG YOU GUYS. I wait to see all of the pix you guys post and THIS THE BEST THREAD EVER. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE. FIST BUMP Ali -^^-

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My non-existent gif is for the non-existent sex

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My first queer sexual experience, as re-enacted (sort of) by the Eleventh Doctor:

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I have so many goood gifs… but no experience to gif about 🙁

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sdfghjkjhgfc same.

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me too 🙁

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GOD I LOVE BOBS BURGERS.

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It is 100% relevant to every aspect of my life. This thread just proved that.

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The lead up:

During:

After:

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AAAAAH I saw the first 3 Gifs and actually said, “Where is video?? So can watch it?!?!” (This outburst startled my girlfriend.)

Then I found it and I am going to watch it. +Explodes+

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I’m so giggy now 🙂

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Aaaaand, I can’t technology either. This is closer at least…

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This is beautiful

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Not sure how this relates, but oh my god best gif choice ever.

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This is so unbelievably perfect

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Okay, so a lot of this, too:

Followed by this:

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At first I was all like “what is happening?!?”

And then I was…

And then I thought, wait… AM I GAY?!?!?!

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Also, this is the best thread of all time. You win the internet, Ali. We can all go home now.

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Awww, shucks, thank you! But I’m pretty sure all of y’all win the internet, tbh.

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I have been wondering how to do this for about 2 wks now, how to copy and paste gif, so forgive my beginnery-ness. I tried.

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I didn’t report anything of the sort to her Mother. But, hey.. you have to play to your strengths, right??

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Four for you, dutchdyke!

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yes. this.

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Inderdaad.

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When it was over, I called my bestfriend like

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First I was:

Then my mind was:

Then I was like:

And finally:

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this is art

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in this order exactly:

….danger zone

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i dont know how to technology so that’s as close as i can get

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She asked what I wanted:

Well then this happened:

The next day it was pretty much like this:

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HOW I HOPED MY EXCESSIVE SHIVERING WAS RECEIVED:

HOW I REALLY FELT WHILST SHIVERING UNCONTROLLABLY (but still controlling my bladder, y’all… chill):

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I can’t see your gifs! Do you have the lnks?

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petition for more open gif threads pls

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invited her over to watch a movie

beer might have been involved

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also

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This made my morning. So determined to learn how to internet now.

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Best use of this gif ever.

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At first I was all like

And then I was all like

And I felt like

So I was like “dude, what does this mean?”

And I was like, totally ok with that

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then

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Yes, I am a lot taller than most women.

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I present to you, a Story of Queer Virginity, as told through Fernando Torres Gifs:

First she was like this:

And then I was like:

And then she was like:

Which meant I was like:

So then, it was only a matter of courage:

So then it was like:

After which point, it was like:

And, eventually it was like:

And like:

But like, nbd, right?

That’s it!

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Well, messed that up. Let’s try this again. Actually, I think I said that then too.

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I think Riese said above to make sure your link ends in .gif

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Wow my bad I can see your gifs now!

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Extra points for the BSG gifs!

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Last one. God, yes!

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Can’t decide between

and

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basically.

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Started off on the swings….(literal)

Progressed to the bedroom….

Little bit of this action…

And also some of this….

It felt like my whole lesbian college was cheering for me!

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And then the next day…

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and dennnn

and dennnnnn

and finally

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Followed by both of us swearing back and forth that we were totally straight.

I’ve still got the holes in my feet from how well I was nailed to the floor of that closet 0__0

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Sadly I deleted my massive gif collection when I quit tumblr because of procrastination, so this will have to do:

My girlfriend:

Me:

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Noooo where are they?

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fixed! you were missing the http:// at the beginning of the link, and at the end of the link you had two quotation marks — one of which was a curly quote mark instead of a “smart” quote mark, but regardless you only need one — and you added a backslash after the quotation marks. about 45 people have made the same mistake on this thread!

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Thank you thank you! I thought I was following the directions so well, darn.

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YOU WIN FOR LIL MIX

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Yeah it wasn’t that great and I was very sleepy…

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this is sooo great. So many of feelings have been posted above. I can’t compete.

Ali is right, y’all are super funny.

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in which I am Hil…

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I pretty much stumbled into it.

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At first:

But then:

The stuff dreams are made of <3

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I was like:

She was all:

And then:

It was so awful and complicated that I would need twenty pictures to explain it. Thankfully things have gotten much better!

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I definitely remember thinking:

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At first I was like:

But then:

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(so just because Britta is awesome)

My demands:

My reaction:

The logical conclusion being:

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Waiting for first time to happen:

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Still waiting too so this is how I feel.

This is what I wish was going down.

Now lets see if I actually did this posting gif thing right.

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I am very sad that I messed up the second gif. Props to whoever fixed the first one. Below is what was supposed to be below it. Maybe it will work now?

I really do wish this was happening because yay.

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I’m so excited to see an AFL gif in here you have no idea.

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You win this thread.

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except me prancing about yelling “I’m sooo gaaaaaaaay!!!!”

yes, there were onesies…

p.s. this thread made me finally sign up for autostraddle

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Me:

Her:

My response to what happened next:

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Not a period joke actually – this is the horror of not realizing that breaking hymen = possibility of looking down and noticing the sheets have mysteriously become soaked in blood and OH GOD WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT IS GOING ON YOU NAILS DON’T LOOK THAT SHARP I THOUGHT MY PRIEST WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THE GAY SEX ANIMAL SACRIFICE WHERE IS MY CAT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

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I haven’t been on AS a lot recently. Then this thread happened. Now I’m evaluating my life choices.

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doh! late to comment as usual. but, what the hell

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Well, she was experienced, so she was like:

And at first I felt like

But then!! Natural instincts? That’s what I’m going with. And it ended with me like:

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This is fun.

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My first time I was like

But now I’m like:

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This thread is wonderful. And here is my contribution as I am another who is still waiting :/

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Let’s see if I can work this newfangled technology 😉

As told by bunnies and the Golden Girls:

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It would appear the answer is “no, I cannot.” They were devastatingly funny. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

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argh! Mercury in retrograde! Hopefully this time will work:

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Since I’m still waiting. Hi 😉

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The first time partner was a very experienced lady…

whereas I was more like Katniss here…

It didn’t go all too well so at the end I was really shy but the other party was kind…

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I was like:

They were like:

We were like:

Then I was like:

(if I had to limit it to one I would pick his gif.)

From then on:

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First time she did anything to me:

First time I did anything to her

Also, be proud of me I wasn’t her first sex, but I was her first orgasm and for that I applaud myself. ♥

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First time I was like…

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it was a first for us both, and although I was extremely nervous, she came at me like

I was-

Unfortunately – the rollercoaster of a relationship turned out more like this

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first:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/41682734440099e31f80baa9e0021bed/tumblr_n2t68uTOXf1rc44lao3_250.gif

then:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9ccda1a50fe259c02fff11c0805f61ba/tumblr_n2t9rwCmMA1toomboo1_250.gif

Then:

https://25.media.tumblr.com/fed039e8b813bfaaa5236f3a705abd4a/tumblr_n2t680y2yc1rz2bopo1_r1_250.gif

And of course!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/244b8bbe067411e6c97c20d4e4f93249/tumblr_n10u7heKWZ1s43lvjo1_250.gif

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Needless to say, I was drunk. And it was on her ex girlfriend’s bed. Then I started seeing her ex. Then her ex didn’t want to see me anymore. Then she became my first girlfriend.

Woof!

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aww my comment won’t work. https://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cutest-corgi-gifs-vacuum.gif

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https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-16-2014/C9Ac6W.gif

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