No Filter: Amber Rose Slut Walks Right Into My Heart

Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly examination of the inner workings of Cara Delevingne’s mind. What does she think about? What does she talk about? What does she eat for lunch? Does she get the same salad I like, with the chickpeas and the kalamata olives? This week a lot of celebrities were making big moves on the ol’ Instagram machine. Let’s take a look!


Is this still cute? Yep, still cute. I haven’t watched this 90 times in a row or anything.



Two very cute queer musicians released very good albums and everybody here is excited about them and they look excited too!


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Amber Rose is the hero of the week and Carmen feels some feelings about it.



Camila Grey and Kate Moennig went to Chile so uh, look out for them in a park near you.



Ellen Page and Samantha Thomas hung out with Joe Biden. I searched through all of their posts about each other from the last week and can’t find a single comment from that one guy who keeps explaining all the ways their relationship can’t be for real. Did he finally give up? I kinda miss him.



WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME.


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I just feel like this video of Sara’s cat is a metaphor for my whole week, you know?


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Ride or die

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Hey look, it’s Cara Delevingne riding off into the sunset… with you.


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In my early 20s I once took a very drunk photo with Amanda Lepore at some club on my birthday and looked like an insane mess. Hari Nef just looks sultry and mysterious. Amanda Lepore looks exactly the same.


Join us next week, when Samira Wiley and Cara Delevingne will probably drag race. My money’s on the horse.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 451 articles for us.

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