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“He has been, without fail, late to everything we’ve ever planned. His tardiness ranges from one to three hours. Sometimes, I wait an hour and politely ask “what’s your ETA?”…
There is, of course, no such thing as a perfect or universal dildo. However, if we were, for a moment, to pretend that there is a most-likely-to-fit-your-needs dildo for most…
I had heard excellent things: that it was impressively “rumbly” despite its small size, and that it could even work with a harness. High expectations, but I gamely forged on…
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