BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lawrence Gets A Haircut

The only picture of Jennifer Lawrence’s new Alternative Lifestyle Haircut that matters today:

Because no one can resist a cute blonde with an ALH and Google Glass. FACT.

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49 Comments

  1. All I have to do now is convince my girlfriend that polyamory is for us. And then convince Jennifer to be with us.

  2. I saw another site post about this and they were all upset that she cut her hair! And I just couldn’t understand why…she looks so hot with short hair.

  3. hello you all realize i was ALREADY in love with her, right? like, now i am just completely and utterly done for but i kind of ALREADY WAS, ya know?

  4. Oh my god it’s happened. I had imagined it but my dreams were not as good as the reality.

    JLAW MARRY ME I BAKE AND GIVE GOOD HUGS AND MY BOOBS ARE EXCELLENT PILLOWS.

  5. JLaw does not have a bad look. It is against the laws of physics and the Gods. But…I prefer the long hair! Like, a lot. I also like it better when it’s dark.

    I’ll just go sit over here by myself now.

    • You’re not alone. I share both your preferences. I think this haircut is…matronly, almost. Which Is not a word I associate with that astonishing woman….

  6. Every time I think she could not possibly get any more perfect, she defies the laws of the universe and gets more perfect.

  7. I just thoroughly freaked out, I think my roommate thought someone died with the way I repeated OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

    She is amazing.

  8. I do believe that this is the most that I’ve commented on a single post. but: articles like this are what makes autostraddle so fucking lovable.

  9. The only thing that could possibly be better than this is if Ellen Page were also sporting an ALH and they were together… with me.

    And now I feel like I have to rewind to Deanne Smith at A-camp saying that this is all completely feminist-friendly lust, because I feel like I’m objectifying them both by being all lusty, but I just can’t help it!

  10. I love the idea of Jlaw and her short hair and blazers. But I also love Ellen Page with her long hair and scarves. I think there is something about EPage that makes her more queer looking with longer hair and more feminine presentation.

  11. I didn’t know who she was until I Googled her just now… Never saw Hunger Games, but I remember laughing my ass off at the review of it on In Your Box Office.

  12. OMGAHDA THIS IS AMAZING. Also, this being listed as Breaking News just solidifies my surious love affair with Autostraddle.

  13. I was totally rolling my eyes and mocking the media for making such a big deal out of Jennifer Aniston’s recent haircut. I take it all back, because this one? Touche, media. Touche. VERY BIG DEAL.

  14. I must be the only one who guessed that by “alternate lifestyle” you meant “soccer mom”. Like everyone in the known universe, I love Jennifer Lawrence to death, but I don’t find this cut flattering or interesting at all. Which is probably good, cause I don’t think I could have handled loving her any more…

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