BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lawrence Gets A Haircut

The only picture of Jennifer Lawrence’s new Alternative Lifestyle Haircut that matters today:

Because no one can resist a cute blonde with an ALH and Google Glass. FACT.

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  1. JLaw does not have a bad look. It is against the laws of physics and the Gods. But…I prefer the long hair! Like, a lot. I also like it better when it’s dark.

    I’ll just go sit over here by myself now.

  2. The only thing that could possibly be better than this is if Ellen Page were also sporting an ALH and they were together… with me.

    And now I feel like I have to rewind to Deanne Smith at A-camp saying that this is all completely feminist-friendly lust, because I feel like I’m objectifying them both by being all lusty, but I just can’t help it!

  3. I love the idea of Jlaw and her short hair and blazers. But I also love Ellen Page with her long hair and scarves. I think there is something about EPage that makes her more queer looking with longer hair and more feminine presentation.

  4. I was totally rolling my eyes and mocking the media for making such a big deal out of Jennifer Aniston’s recent haircut. I take it all back, because this one? Touche, media. Touche. VERY BIG DEAL.

  5. I must be the only one who guessed that by “alternate lifestyle” you meant “soccer mom”. Like everyone in the known universe, I love Jennifer Lawrence to death, but I don’t find this cut flattering or interesting at all. Which is probably good, cause I don’t think I could have handled loving her any more…

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