Straight People Watch: Summer 2018
It’s dark in here and I’m scared!
serious business
What’s the Lesbian Equivalent of “He’s Tall”?
It’s been established that Straight Women Are Not Okay, and this is just another drop in the ocean.
Gotta Get That: Go-Bag for the End of the World
I’ve put together the go-bag of your dreams, and all you have to do is go purchase its contents before your bank account is frozen by the government.
Stick The Entire Rainbow Up Your Ass For Pride
Thursday Styles
Straight People Watch: Spring 2K18
As always: is anyone okay?
Straight People Watch: Winter 2K18
The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.
Sorry, A 19th Century Woman Already Has the Best Tombstone
The tale of Martha Kirksey, the woman who did what she could.
55 Lesbians Having A Bad Time In BDSM Stock Photos
no this look on my face is “excitement”
look how excited I am
also turned on
also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good
I’m Serious Now
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
If Women’s Magazine Covers Were Aimed at Queer Women, Pt. 3
Featuring Hannah Hart, a carabiner and Sara Ramirez.
10 Foods From Past Presidential Inauguration Meals That Donald Trump Should Definitely Eat On Friday
From jelly “the colour of sadness” to giant cakes and turtle soup, I’ve got a menu you’ll probably want to replicate at home while your cat screams into a pillow.
10 Poison-Free Alternatives To Foods and Drinks With Poison In Them
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
18 New Donald Trump Person of The Year Covers: An Art Therapy Special
In which we deal with the ongoing reality of Donald Trump by drawing all over his face in Photoshop like GROWN-UPS.
20 Most Profound Lesbian and Bisexual Stock Photograph Descriptions
“Trendy bisexual girls hugging at camera”
Top 10 YouTube Videos That Did Not Teach Me How To Dance
Is it possible to learn hot dance moves and wow all your pals on the dance floor just from watching YouTube videos? I decided to find out.
Our Hands, Ourselves: A Deeply Unscientific Investigation of Identity
“I can never remember which finger is supposed to make me gay. I guess this is part of the whole indecisive bisexual thing.”
What if “The Bachelor” Is The Illuminati’s Most Vocal Mouthpiece: A Visual Guide
“Expound the value of systematic deception, use high-sounding slogans and phrases and advocate lavish promises [or roses] to the masses even though they cannot be kept.”
How To Cure Your Consumption By Laying In A Ditch and Other Witch Home Remedies
“Every morning cut up a little turf of fresh earth, and lying down, breathe into the hole for a quarter of an hour.”
12 Presidential Candidates Who Dress Like Lesbians (Besides Hillary Clinton)
Today’s Slate.com article about Hillary Clinton dressing like a lesbian misses one very important point: EVERY presidential candidate dresses like a lesbian. Luckily, we are here to make that point for you.
The Gay Community Recalls The Word “Girlfriend” To Describe Platonic Friendships
“Gays exposed to the word ‘girlfriend’ to describe an innocent friendship often experience paranoia, heart palpitations, dizziness, an inadvertent rolling back of the eyes, and mental exhaustion related to figuring out what this person’s deal is.”