Straight People Watch: Winter 2K18
The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.
serious business
Sorry, A 19th Century Woman Already Has the Best Tombstone
The tale of Martha Kirksey, the woman who did what she could.
55 Lesbians Having A Bad Time In BDSM Stock Photos
no this look on my face is “excitement”
look how excited I am
also turned on
also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good
I’m Serious Now
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
If Women’s Magazine Covers Were Aimed at Queer Women, Pt. 3
Featuring Hannah Hart, a carabiner and Sara Ramirez.
10 Foods From Past Presidential Inauguration Meals That Donald Trump Should Definitely Eat On Friday
From jelly “the colour of sadness” to giant cakes and turtle soup, I’ve got a menu you’ll probably want to replicate at home while your cat screams into a pillow.
10 Poison-Free Alternatives To Foods and Drinks With Poison In Them
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
18 New Donald Trump Person of The Year Covers: An Art Therapy Special
In which we deal with the ongoing reality of Donald Trump by drawing all over his face in Photoshop like GROWN-UPS.
20 Most Profound Lesbian and Bisexual Stock Photograph Descriptions
“Trendy bisexual girls hugging at camera”
Top 10 YouTube Videos That Did Not Teach Me How To Dance
Is it possible to learn hot dance moves and wow all your pals on the dance floor just from watching YouTube videos? I decided to find out.
Our Hands, Ourselves: A Deeply Unscientific Investigation of Identity
“I can never remember which finger is supposed to make me gay. I guess this is part of the whole indecisive bisexual thing.”
What if “The Bachelor” Is The Illuminati’s Most Vocal Mouthpiece: A Visual Guide
“Expound the value of systematic deception, use high-sounding slogans and phrases and advocate lavish promises [or roses] to the masses even though they cannot be kept.”
How To Cure Your Consumption By Laying In A Ditch and Other Witch Home Remedies
“Every morning cut up a little turf of fresh earth, and lying down, breathe into the hole for a quarter of an hour.”
12 Presidential Candidates Who Dress Like Lesbians (Besides Hillary Clinton)
Today’s Slate.com article about Hillary Clinton dressing like a lesbian misses one very important point: EVERY presidential candidate dresses like a lesbian. Luckily, we are here to make that point for you.
The Gay Community Recalls The Word “Girlfriend” To Describe Platonic Friendships
“Gays exposed to the word ‘girlfriend’ to describe an innocent friendship often experience paranoia, heart palpitations, dizziness, an inadvertent rolling back of the eyes, and mental exhaustion related to figuring out what this person’s deal is.”
8 New Movies You Absolutely Need to Watch on Netflix in 2016
“Is it the vexed flounder at 17:44? The rowdy clownfish at 38:08? The starfish in the bottom right corner that remains untouched from 16:00 to 30:00? “
The Top Mozzarella Sticks Of 2015
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
“Kim Davis: Jesus Clerk” Episode 101 Recap: Eye of the Tiger
“Oh! Kevin Spacey’s character is named Mike Huckabee. Oh, shit! And he’s running for President of the United States of America on a platform of Traditional Marriage! Polygamy and rape in the White House, then, I guess. This should be on HBO.”
Get Baked: Summer Berry Cobbler With Buttermilk Biscuit Crust
Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!
These Black Nail Polishes
Black nail polish will inherit the earth.