It’s time to stress bake!!!
Mozzarella sticks, above all else, are meant to be shared.
It’s dark in here and I’m scared!
It’s been established that Straight Women Are Not Okay, and this is just another drop in the ocean.
I’ve put together the go-bag of your dreams, and all you have to do is go purchase its contents before your bank account is frozen by the government.
As always: is anyone okay?
Greet them with various felicitations – ones you’re comfortable with. Don’t step too far out of your “vibe” as that will be unsettling.
The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.
“She wouldn’t let me sit next to her on the bus on the way to camp! For some reason, I had this elaborate Charlie’s Angels-esque fantasy about her where we kicked down the emergency door of the bus together and like idk did a heist or something?”
The tale of Martha Kirksey, the woman who did what she could.
Do you ever wish you could travel back in time and scream at your younger self to open their eyes?
no this look on my face is “excitement”
look how excited I am
also turned on
also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, spiraling, existential dreading…
Featuring Hannah Hart, a carabiner and Sara Ramirez.
If the hat fits, wear it.
From jelly “the colour of sadness” to giant cakes and turtle soup, I’ve got a menu you’ll probably want to replicate at home while your cat screams into a pillow.
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
In which we deal with the ongoing reality of Donald Trump by drawing all over his face in Photoshop like GROWN-UPS.