“Is it the vexed flounder at 17:44? The rowdy clownfish at 38:08? The starfish in the bottom right corner that remains untouched from 16:00 to 30:00? “
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
“Oh! Kevin Spacey’s character is named Mike Huckabee. Oh, shit! And he’s running for President of the United States of America on a platform of Traditional Marriage! Polygamy and rape in the White House, then, I guess. This should be on HBO.”
Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!
Black nail polish will inherit the earth.
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a big ‘ol group of queers and otherwise-identified humans taste test and evaluate six brands of string cheese accompanied by boxed wine, then today could very well be the greatest day of your life.
Just a gal, her pal, her super-supportive mom and a pack of wolves, howling at the moon. No but seriously, Kristen Stewart’s Mom confirmed the relationship. Also did we mention the wolves.
Furthermore, Miley has launched a charity “devoted to helping homeless youth, LGBT youth, and other vulnerable populations” and played music in her backyard with Laura Jane Grace and Joan Jett!
Really considered making Strawberry Shortcake Bar numbers 1-10.
Splattering paint on our faces, dressing up like nuns, tying our t-shirts together — the lesbian sex fun NEVER ENDS!
I bring you Tabby Is The New Cat — a Petflix original series following Piper Catman’s foray into residential life. Try not to relate too hard, okay?
Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.
12. Getting a macchiato from Starbucks and the barista gets her name right because she’s fucking Raven-Symoné
There’s no time like the present to catch up on the recent events in this young actress’s life.
It’s the sad, cold truth and it’s not fair. I’m so sorry.
There is no better time to talk about potato products than right now.
According to this unpublished blog post I found in 2014. Still applicable though.
“Go to your pantry and determine which shelf or space in the pantry is the dullest or darkest, ideally both. Remove everything from that space one item at a time. Put the cake mix in the farthest place back in that space.”
This entire thing was prophesied in “The Alice B Toklas Cookbook”
Meet our new favorite couple.