55 Lesbians Having A Bad Time In BDSM Stock Photos

Most of the time, stock photography is pretty okay. Try searching for “lesbians” or “BDSM” though, especially together, and you get gems captioned like “Two red sexual girl [sic] with blue eyes and pale skin on a black and white background. Women lesbian girl. Long red hair. Fetish model. Look at the camera. Beautiful underwear.”

Obviously everyone looks like they’re having a fantastic time and not bored at all.

All photos are from Shutterstock


ugh babe I’m so over roleplaying Westworld


I don’t believe this
believe what
it’s totally my turn to top
what no we agreed it was mine
when
last time
last time when you were a top
look you’re already wearing a handcuff and everything
you’re wearing one too
no I’m not
I’m restraining you
look at how restrained you are


I’m sorry I said your bra didn’t fit right
even though it doesn’t
what was that
what no I didn’t whisper anything
I think your blindfold is covering your ears


I liked when you wore my gold eyeshadow that time
you should do that more
you only like me when we’re identical
what?!?
haha no
we look soooo different
my hair is half up and everything
look how different we look


shhhh just relax
try to make your eyes glaze over more
I’m practicing being a vampire


I told you tug-of-war scissoring isn’t a thing


I am so comfortable right now


I’m great I’m having so much fun
this is what fun looks like


can I ask you something
yes of course
why does everyone think we’re doppelbänging
I don’t know
I mean my stockings are totally different from yours
I know
totally different


no this look on my face is “excitement”
look how excited I am
also turned on
also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good


I don’t understand why you have to make everything about balloons
I don’t understand why you don’t


did you yawn
no I’m not yawning
I thought I heard a yawn
no
I always make this noise when I scratch my face


you’re stepping on my hair
no I’m not
it’s shibari


I told you both a million times
on Wednesdays we wear purple


do we have too many spikes do you think
oh never
never too many spikes


did you seriously rip my stockings with your chains
we TALKED about this in the car


that’s it right there
are you sure you know what you’re doing
yeah I saw this in a movie once
this is so perfect


stop pouting
I’m not pouting
I told you I wasn’t going to spank you until after our family portrait


I can’t believe you brought the single-tail that clashes with my corset
I can’t believe you wore the corset that clashes with the bar
also the tag is sticking out
…is that my corset
no
I can’t believe this
next Thursday we’re just getting tacos


I promise I’m not a wolf
look I’m wearing lipstick and everything
did your stomach just growl
no
come closer


this is fine
this is exactly what I had in mind


oh yeah
definitely get that molar checked out


no there’s no one else here
just you n me babe
just keep looking at the wall


ears?
check
flogger?
check
safeword?
“polkadot”
okay we’re ready
let’s bring that Catwoman/Minnie Mouse fanfic to life


I thought you said we would both be sex bunnies
I am a sex bunny
my outfit is the exact same as yours
don’t turn around


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Carolyn Yates is the NSFW Consultant, and was formerly the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor, for Autostraddle.com. Her writing has appeared in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, Xtra!, Jezebel, and elsewhere. She recently moved to Los Angeles from Montreal. Find her on twitter.

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42 Comments

  1. Tug-of-war scissoring and the “get that molar checked out” caption made me 😀 😀 (good thing I was not in a public place/office while reading this!)

  2. Ok. i really wondered what i’m even doing here, as i don’t practice conflation of my sexuality with political rubbish.

    But this thread is the answer. So much awesome it’s unreal. I particularly loved the yawning lady.

    Why do you think the spikes stuff is bdsm though? it’s completely normal cyberravers in the completely normal state of public undress coming from topping up six pints with mdma. i would know…

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