Stick The Entire Rainbow Up Your Ass For Pride

Everybody celebrates Pride in their very own way, you know?

footnote: somebody (i forget who) said “wouldn’t it be funny if we had a post that was just, “stick the entire rainbow up our ass for pride” and it was just a bunch of anal sex toys” and we all laughed and said yes and now here we all are as a family, lol!

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. I clicked on this at work too !

    I think the lines between real-space and Straddle-space are becoming totally blurred for me. I’m almost always in Straddle-space now, at least in my head. Where NSFW is such a quaint concept.

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