5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies
I’m not sure big boobs would feel right for me, but have you seen Winona Ryder in that black bra in Boys? I’d love to have cleavage like that.
8 Eye Creams To Get 21-Year-Olds To Stop Calling You a Queer Elder
The cute girl at the dyke bar asks you “who’s Bette?” Time to pack it up, go home, and apply this eye cream.
Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit
“We totally called the gay thing,” Kelly Jones, one of Famous Pop Star’s fans, said after the news broke. “The cryptid thing, not so much.”
5 Sexual Moves That Will Have Her Asking, “Shane?”
Did you come out later in life? Are you looking for a little extra confidence as you wade into the elder millennial dating scene? Shane is here to help.
Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic
None of us were at our most generous during December 2020.
Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual
It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies.
6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”
So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.
6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)
I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one.
I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask
The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.
I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery
How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?
It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo
It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.
8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends
2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos
Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet
Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.
BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’
Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.
Mini Crossword Is a Musical Theater Gay
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
Autostraddle March Madness 2024: “The Kids Are Alright” Sweet 16
Van survived a plane crash and being mauled by wolves on Yellowjackets… can she survive and advance in a match-up with Atypical’s Casey Gardner? Also we have two famous ships facing EACH OTHER, Glee’s Santana and Brittany vs. Everything Suck’s Kate and Emaline. It’s time to Vote!
Celebrate Trans Day of Visibility Thirsting Over the Sexy Retro Covers of ‘Female Mimics International’
The best way to see a wide variety of trans women in a wide variety of scenarios is by looking at porn.
Quiz: Which Prop From Love Lies Bleeding Are You?
Please know I was tempted to make this a quiz to find out which word from the Love Lies Bleeding title you are: Love, Lies, or Bleeding?
Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: The Rules of Desire in ‘Y Tu Mamá También’
Y Tu Mamá También relies on ambiguity: Partly, I presume, so that it could reach audiences who might not have watched the film had it been more explicitly gay. I know young me wouldn’t have dared to.
AF+ Crossword Is Sorry Not Sorry
How do flat-earthers travel?