25 Lesbian Relationship and Friendship Truths As Told By The L Word
1. Just because a girl says she’s straight doesn’t mean she won’t make out with you. (Or date you.)
2. Before you know it, your gay friend who used to operate as a single unit of human will become part of an inseparable gay double-unit of human and you will not be able to see one without seeing the other. Luckily, this additional human will probably become your gay friend too.

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3. You’ll never forget your first love.
4. Sexy Top + Sexy Top = Sexy Wrestling Match.

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5. You will never stop feeling awestruck by her beauty/handsomeness, and bewildered by the fact that she chose you.
6. Seeing your ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend can be very life-affirming!
7. Just because you’re lonely and she’s pretty doesn’t mean you have to fuck.
8. Your first time having sex is never your best time having sex.
9. It’s not easy to figure out what to do with all those sex toys after the breakup.

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10. There is a 100% chance that you will, at some point, have your heart completely ripped out.
11. You can never underestimate your family’s ability to deny glaring evidence of your homosexuality…

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…and you can never underestimate your family’s ability to draw logical conclusions despite minimal evidence of your homosexuality.
12. Tegan & Sara already know everything about you, you big lez!
13. Truly lasting relationships require shared values and a similar way of looking at the world…
…and having the same opinion about Jenny Schecter.
14. Your lesbian friends and YES even your ex-girlfriends will protect you with a ferocity rivaling that of the biggest baddest big brother of all time.
15. There are 50 ways for your lover to refuse to leave you.
16. Sometimes it’s just meant to be.
17. Your definition of “relationship” might not be hers.
18. Sometimes you have 99 problems and a girl is every fucking one of them and then you’ve just gotta do whatever the fuck it is that you’ve gotta do.
19. Gaydar is an Imperfect Science.
20. Guys will still hit on you. And not always because they think you’re straight.
21. It’s more than just a haircut, even if you only keep it for one season.
22. Dinah Shore is a really really special place to go with a broken heart.

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23. OH IT COUNTS.
24. Everybody is DEFINITELY sleeping with everybody else.

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Dana’s face in that Tegan and Sara scene is fucking priceless. #RIP
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never forget
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That is seriously one of my favorite L-Word moments. Right up there with the gay brownies. I just lmao every time I see it.
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Even though it eventually became awful and I stopped watching after season 3 (Dana *sob*) this show was so important to me. The first season especially just consumed my life for over a year.
Awsome list Riese!
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Season 1 changed my life in ways I can’t possibly explain.
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It IS more than just a haircut!
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This. Was. Brilliant!
I’m currently re-watching the whole thing (my little lesbian planet getaway), so it was a bit nostalgic to see a new article on the show. Also, a lot of your points are resonating hard with me!
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I miss the camaraderie of these characters but not the shit the show turned into. *sob* #TheLWord #Glee
Perfect list.
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I know it’s over…but should I start watching this or did you just cover all the best parts?
Because some of this is fucking ridiculous/hilarious/awesome.
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You should still watch it. I didn’t watch TLW until Summer 2011, and I marathoned the entire show (all six seasons) in about a month.
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me too!! Well, for me it might have been Spring 2009, but still. It got me through finals. I always catch on late.
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I was marathoning Whe L word in Spring 2009 too… right about when it was ending on TV, I believe. Will never forget watching it with Spanish subtitles on YouTube while eating countless 100 Grand Bars and avoiding my 3D homework (for those who didn’t go to my art school, basically 3D=sculpture). Sorry, my lesbian awakening was more important than abstract cardboard shapes!
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*the L word.
Though Bette DID help me stay enthusiastic about art history.
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My brother bought me the entire box set for Christmas one year. I have marathoned this entire series at least 3 times…
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best brother ever!
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I remember emerging from a long L Word marathon and catching some other show where a girl I was admiring started kissing a guy. I was so shocked, then remembered, ‘oh yes, real world has straight people’… Annnddd, back to my marathon I went.
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i lay out a strategic l word watching plans for newbies in this post:
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I stopped somewhere in the third season, but someone tell me when that Bette/Tina elevator scene happened? (I’m pretty sure it’s an elevator?)
Because it looks really sweet.
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509
(you should totally watch it)
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(its sweet AND hot)
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(tibette 4eva <3)
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It gets better.
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Season 5, but if you skip right to it from season 3 you are not going to fully appreciate how amazing it was.
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Awww. I’ve been in my feelings fort all afternoon and I was actually reading your old L word recaps and needed a break and saw this on tumblr and I was like How DId She Know?! Also the Yoda quote is written in the front page of my favorite self help book <3
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FEELINGS FORT! This is the perfect structure to describe where I go to feel my feelings!
(in an abstract way of course)
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This list is perfection and I want to paste it everywhere.
Thank you.
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Jenny is probably my favorite. In all her scenes, she is consistently the most entertaining person on the screen.
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I think, for the very few Jenny Schecter appreciators among us, it’s a pretty slim chance you’ll find someone who shares your positive feelings and also wants to make the sexy time with you.
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i love jenny
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I freaking love Jenny.
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Finally, good company.
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I fucking love Jenny.
It’s a love that simultaneously intrigues and revolts me; but it does funny things to my girly parts.
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I always thought I was alone until this moment! I’ve never met anyone who likes her
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The L Word could be great when it wanted.
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lol,dana’s face when she was hallucinating is priceless!! This is all one giant true story
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This makes me miss Riese’s recaps. That stuff was pure gold. I kind of wish there were some really bad shows on the television, just for the lulz alone. Train wrecks = hilarious when you’re not in them!
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awww thank you!
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Number 7: #awkward
Bwahaha! I love this post! All the feels!! And oh I watched it all, ka-chow! Stop acting weird Lj, LOL! I suddenly remember a line by Shane / Carmen aboard the cruise: “Even for Jenny, she’s acting weird” LOL!
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and now I’m off to start an L Word marathon.
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I love this so much.
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This brought back so many L Word feelings & memories as a bb queer just coming out. I feel really fortunate that now I have a queer community (& a girlfriend!!) & won’t be seething in jealousy while watching the show this time around.
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So happy this is on Netflix right now, I’ve been slowly rewatching the whole series.
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It’s on Netflix !?
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This is awesome! Great list! A girl being every one of your 99 problems is my fav!
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And the best antidote to a life filled with straight people… is a room filled with gay people.
while that’s a pretty good antidote and mountain filled with gay people is better. Just sayin’.
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This is brilliant.
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This reminds me, I should watch beyond the second episode of this show…
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after being out for some time, it’s funny how when you finally get to sit down and see what the fuss is all about, you realize that your experiences with relationships all of a sudden has been represented in a show.
damn. haha
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Man, I miss those characters.
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I watched it all on Netflix lask week. Shane, cut my hair. <3
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‘The closet is a terrible barrier. It can also be used as a place to have sex.’ Jenny and Niki lol
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Oh my God I forgot about Nikki! Damn…I guess this means it’s time to rewatch the show for the third time…
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Haha! Number eighteen is the realest. I think the thing about Jenny is she personifies all the cringe-worthy things you know you’ve done.
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Funny!! I miss this show.
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now it just made me want a ‘the L word movie’ even badly.
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“18. Sometimes you have 99 problems and a girl is every fucking one of them and then you’ve just gotta do whatever the fuck it is that you’ve gotta do.”
This sums up a whole ten years of my life.
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I just started watching this and am on season 2. I’m so behind but I don’t care, I love it!
AHH SO MANY L-WORD FEELINGS!!!!!!
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I’m going to admit to something…I couldn’t make it past the first two episodes of “The L Word.”
I know, I know, I’m a terrible queer lady-person, but the second that Marina started making out with Jenny in the bathroom, my first reaction was not the good feelings in my queer soul, but rather;
“Oh my GOD WOMAN, did you get CONSENT?!?!?”
…and then everything was basically ruined for me.
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seasons 1 & 2…some of 3 were amazing. I just sat in front of my tv and watched for like a week. i only left my room to eat, restroom, back to blockbuster for the other episodes. Now it’s on netflix;)
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should i feel bad that i knew basically all of those quotes off my heart?
i just like staring at shane okay.
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BECAUSE SHANE.
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I know this feeling (ref to #20).
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Great article! No. 3 is sooooo true…
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love this. the l word holds a special place in my heart. i was a 110% gay for bette and then realized i was a 110% gay in general. nothing like the hotness of jbeals to come to terms with your lesbianism…
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It took me a little under two years to finish the entirety of this series and let me tell you, I’ve never had a bigger reaction to television.
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Riese, proving once again she is one badass list maker.
And oh it counts, it certainly does.
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Just saying…thank god for our little lesbian worlds. #notsosecretsociety
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Ladies, Autostraddle is my little lesbian planet. (And A-Camp. My lesbian jesus, there are queers as far as the eye can see!)
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1-10 = so experienced
11-25 = not yet experienced but I love life
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Picture for number 6. Haha totally describes me!
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i am mad at myself for not commenting on this sooner. this is perfection, riese.
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