Results for: no fucks to give
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Britney Spears Music Videos, Ranked By Homoeroticism
“Britney is very often being homo-erotic with herself but you know what? It’s allowed. Be Free.”
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25 Babes With Baseball Bats, Ranked by Lesbianism
“Color coordinating the bat to the suit is iconiccccc dyke behavior.”
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Every Character From Grease and Grease 2, Ranked by Lesbianism
In honor of this week’s release of “Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies,” we are ranking every character from Grease and Grease 2 by lesbianism.
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Classic Christmas Songs, Ranked by Lesbianism
The lyric “someday soon, we all will be together, if the fates allow” is very Sappho if you know what I mean. I’ll take any opportunity to find the dyke root in any piece of media, so why not rank some holiday classics by how much lesbian energy they exude?
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9 Holes in My Haunted House, Ranked by Lesbianism
This hole has the lesbian energy of the film “Bound.”
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Cereal Mascots, Ranked by Lesbianism
“Okay this Cheerios bee is a lesbian, but I’d be worried if any of my friends were dating them.”
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Every James Bond Theme Song, Ranked by Their Lesbian Energy
“I love a ballad that reaches it’s climax with a big note. Lesbians known all there is to know about reaching a climax so there ya have it.”
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Every Major Female “Star Trek” Character, Ranked By Lesbianism
Our continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lesbian life and new bisexual civilizations, and to boldly go where this franchise often vehemently refused to go before!
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55 Fictional Witches, Ranked by Lesbianism
Once I saw Heather Hogan stop a man who had been calling her “doll” in his tracks by asking him “What’s your name, buddy?” and that’s the same energy as Endora refusing to remember Darrin’s name correctly.
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100 Jean Styles, Ranked By Lesbianism
“Mom in the streets, Mimi from rent in the sheets”
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47 Breakfast Cereals, Ranked By Lesbianism
They’re not girlfriends, they’re just a toasted trio of flakes, twigs and granola cereal!