Results for: orange is the new black
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Orange is the New Black 203: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti
The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.
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Orange is the New Black 204: Let’s Talk About Lorna “Holy Sh*t” Morello
I think Poussey could say she’s invented the toilet brush and y’all would buy yourselves at least six toilet brushes, you would have a room in your house just for toilet brushes.
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Orange is the New Black 113: Holy Lesbian Spit Chain Batman!
Ever been punched in a tit before? That crushing pain in your areola and the dense tissue of the breast? Brutal. I’ll take dental surgery over titty punches any day.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 112 Recap: Typical Lesbian Processing
This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 111 Recap: Ya Dun Goofed
I hope your terrible facial hair overtakes your face and you choke on it.
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Orange Is The New Black 101: And There Are Lesbians
Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 106 Recap: They Put a Mustache On It
Someday I will write an article comparing this entire show to Harry Potter, but today is not that day.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 108 Recap: Gaybies, Gaybies Everywhere
“Red’s husband is like, whoa, free-thinking woman, are you on your period or something? Who let you out of the kitchen?”
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 109 Recap: The One Where They Finally Do It
Indeed, they are lesbianing together.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 107 Recap: Butches and Dogs! Dogs and Butches!
Butches and dogs! Dogs and butches! What can be better? Nothing, actually. Nothing is better than butches and dogs.
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Orange is the New Black 105: Chick-Fil-A Has Nothing On This Episode
“Nothing like clean pores to motivate the capture and slaughter of a chicken.”
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 103 Recap: Lesbians Are Very Dangerous
Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 102 Recap: Punchin’ Titties 101
I look forward to your angry defensive comments re: the benefits of ingesting menstrual blood.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 104 Recap: Who Gets To Sleep In The Wet Spot
All those times where you’re like, is it squirt, is it pee, who has to sleep in the wet spot, do we lay down a towel before sex now, etc.