Results for: straight people watch
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The Gayest Things You Did at 13
111. I wrote hundreds of love letters to Janet Jackson. I never sent them, but was convinced that we would end up married some day.
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Here Are 80+ of Your Collective Pandemic Sex Dreams
“every single sex dream i have is about fucking in the bathroom of a crowded bar. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.”
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47 Passionate Comments From 100% Straight People On The Daily Mail’s “Nobody Is 100% Straight”
“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”
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21 Valuable Unsolicited Insights From The “Lesbian, Comes Out” Column on Tweetdeck
“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”
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23 Extra-Special Things You Wanted Us To Know About You On Our Autostraddle Grown-Ups Survey
“I went on a date with Laneia once.”
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47 Truly Fantastic Ways You Described Yourselves When Registering For A-Camp 2015
“I somewhat resemble the old man from ‘Up’ in both appearance and temperament.”
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27 Things I Didn’t Say Out Loud While Watching Teevee
Sure, some things need to be said when they need to be said, but apparently “that’s the guy from Lost!” is not one of those things?
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Listling Without Commentary: 27 Excerpts From 1-Star Reviews Of Bad Lesbian Movies
“The Republicans are funding terrible gay movies to make the entire population straight!”
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Listling Without Commentary: 29 Excerpts From 1-Star Reviews Of Lesbian Bars
“The patrons there were lucky I didn’t use my ninja skills on their @$$!!!”
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Listling With Minimal Commentary: How We Watched The L Word In Secret
Turns out that when you create the first ever show with a cast of almost all queer women, and do it on a cable channel that allows multiple scenes of what just barely misses qualifying as porn in every episode, we gays get resourceful.
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Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said Last Christmas
“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”