Would you rather give up sex forever or internet forever?
Sex forever? That’s all I ever wanted. You can have my laptop, phone and passwords. Bring on the pussy.
Roller coaster or haunted house?
Haunted house! My fantasy is sex with a lady ghost. One time I stayed in an old mining town hotel that according to legend was haunted by a madam who hated women. Hot, right? I was creeping around the hallways calling her all night. “Boo. Hey Boo?” Think I scared her.
Fuck/Marry/Kill: A bucket of queso cheese sauce, David Schwimmer, a coinstar machine.
Fuck cheese, marry Coinstar, kill Schwimmer.
Worst place you’ve ever vacationed?
What’s a vacation?
Finish this sentence: If you wanna be my lover, gotta get…
Blindfolded because my apartment is a mess.
Most awkward place you’ve ever broken up with someone:
When I was the worst lesbian on earth, I broke up with my girl at her waitressing job during dinner rush. I was in and out of there quick.
If you were a bag of chips, which one would you be?
When you say hi to a dog do you make eye contact with the owner first?
Not anymore. Dog owners can be such bitches.
What kind of lip balm do you use?
I wouldn’t want to make my lips any softer and moister than they already are. That’d be dangerous.
Do you like cats and if not, WHO HURT YOU?
A cat hurt me when I was a little child. First it attacked my dog. Then it saw I was wearing shorts and dug its claws in my legs and climbed up me. It took almost 20 bandaids to fix me. True story. Not all cats. Thanks for asking.
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