Results for: you need help
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You Need Help: What’s The Deal With Scissoring?
I researched scissoring for you. My Google history is awesome right now.
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Your Completely Queer Guide To Horoscope Hookups
Welcome to the most in-depth amazing massive guide to queer-girl zodiac horoscope compatibility anywhere in the entire universe. “What’s your sign?” is a totally valid pick-up line, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
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The Best Breakup Advice You’ll Ever Get
“The world is supposed to feel as though it is ending and you are supposed to know only in the most dormant recesses of the backmost corner of your soul that it will not be like this forever.”
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You Need Help: How Soon Is Too Soon To U-Haul, Get Married, Have Ten Babies, Be Together Forever and Ever and Ever and Ever?
“…there’s a value in extending the period of time in which the way you build a life together is directed only by what’s in your heart and guts and brain, not by leases and legal documents and bill payments and shared sofas.”
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You Need Help: Cat Whistling Your Queerness To Other Closeted Queer Ladies
Need help flirting “in a way that’s subtle enough to fly over a straight girl’s head, but be picked up on by LBPQ woman?” Read on!
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You Need Help: So Your Girlfriend Never Ever Ever Wants To Have Sex
“Do I continue to sacrifice my own needs in order to stay in this relationship where I am undesired, or do I end a relationship with so much love and care for the other?”
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You Need Help: How To Let Her Down Easy
What to do when you’re just not that into the girl you’ve been dating.
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You Need Help: Here Is A Worksheet To Help You Talk To Partners About Sex
Download it, print it out and go bananas.
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Every Way To Find A Date, Ranked By A Shane
“First comes Twitter, then comes Snapchat, then comes texting nudes to a complete and total stranger.” Patty-cake to that one, kiddos.
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10 Tips For Texting About Sex (and Having the Kind You Want)
“You will have the best sex possible when you abandon yourself to pleasure.” The fastest way to find that feeling of abandon? Telling someone what to do to get you there.
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You Need Help: Telling Someone How To Sex You Up
Fortunately, people DO come with a user manual, you just have to verbally speak it into existence.
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Lesbian Dating 101: A Syllabus For Girls Who Want to Date Other Girls
How to pick up chicks, how to escape your terrible date, how to handle rejection, how to effectively fight with your girlfriend — we’ve got so much advice for y’all.
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You Need Help: Real Talk About Your First Strap-On
“Help! I just got a strap-on and it turns out I’m not so skilled at using it (yet). How do I learn?”
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How To Have Lesbian Sex: Anal Edition
The only barriers I want when I have anal sex are safety related.
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You Need Help: How To Navigate a Social Event with Your Ex
You and your ex are going to the same social event? You should probs read this first.
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Top Five Tools In My Baby Dyke Survival Kit
“Some days, I really just needed to curl up in a cozy plaid jacket and have all the homo feelings.”
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The Single Queer’s Guide To Meeting Someone To Have Sex With
Where to go and what to do when you want to ditch that vibrator and find a good helping hand.
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You Need Help: I Feel Like We Would Like You If We Met You
You think you can’t talk to that girl because she’s flawless and you’re you, but that’s bullshit! With special guest: The Great Equalizer.
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You Need Help: Requisite Crush on a Barista
How do you successfully flirt with that adorable barista?
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To Be A U-Haul Lesbian or Not To Be A U-Haul Lesbian: Almost Definitely Not
As predictable as the seasons themselves, it’s the start of the Annual Dyke Moving Season! Hoooraaaay!