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So true
People like him are always lurking under a rock somewhere. This time they got a written invitation to come out.
Here’s hoping that the brightness of the light and the heat of the sun will be enough of a scourge to drive them back to the pit.
Hah this is spot on
Yuppers.
So true. Unfortunately I think they’re here forever.