Tag Yourself: A Quiz to Find Out Which Grease Bats Character You Are Once and for All

If you got mostly As, you’re Andy!

You are a sexy mess but you have a heart of gold! You love and are devoted to your friends even though they frustrate you when they don’t just wanna do exactly what you want to do exactly when you wanna do it!

If you got mostly Bs, you’re Scout!

Anxiety mixed with hopeless romanticism makes a tough mix. You have too many feelings. You’ll get over your ex eventually, stay strong! By the way, it’s really cute how you don’t realize how cute you are!

If you got mostly Cs, you’re Gwen!

You’re successful, opinionated, and don’t take shit from anyone – but you’re also so kind and understanding! You might worry that you don’t look “queer enough” or don’t “fit” into the “community,” but screw that. You know who you are and so do your friends!

If you got mostly Ds, you’re Ari!

Being human is exhausting and bizarre and you have a critique for every institution. You mostly want to be left alone but treasure your few close friendships. You’re comfortable with your introversion and have never experienced FOMO.

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Abeni Jones is a trans woman of color artist, educator, writer, and designer living in the Bay Area, CA. Follow her art on Instagram @abeni.jones or check out her website at abenijones.net. Got a music recommendation, a positive trans woman story/news item, or wanna book me for something? e-mail me by clicking here!

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  1. Love this quiz!

    My scores were 70% Ds, and I’m not surprised in the least. The only differences are that I sometimes do get a little FOMO, and I keep most of my critiques close to my chest (though I still have them!)

  2. We are all Grease Bats characters on this most beautiful day.

    I thought I would be all Scout all the time, but there is a surprising amount of Gwen to me. I absolutely loved Gold Star Bisexual. (Can we get that on a t-shirt?)

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