Sports! They make us gay, and we can’t get enough of reading about them!

This week, instead of a regular recap, I thought I’d provide a ranking of the Coterie Party karaoke performances with the not-so-subtle subtext behind their song choices.

25 years later I was curious to see if I’d still hate it since I’ve stopped judging my queerness by my distance to gold star lesbian status.

“Now I’m very excited for another Autostraddle article in another 11 years adding even more editorial inserts to Kayla’s current editorial inserts.”

If you’ve missed a few episode of Good Trouble or you’re only interested in the show when the Mamas show up, here’s all the information you need to get ready for next week’s family dinner.

Remember that your queer brilliance and dreamy imagination and ecstatic love for one another is a key force for resistance, but that you personally don’t have to save the whole damn world.

I love surprise lesbians, especially when they ruin Christmas for homophobes, so this little Hallmark movie was a hit for me!

Also! Updates on Hightown, New Amsterdam, Nancy Drew, and NCIS: Hawai’i!

Do you have a girlfriend? That’s fine. I also have a girlfriend. But I think you’re cute, and you think I’m cute, and let’s not waste all this cuteness and attraction just because we both have girlfriends. I’m sorry, did that come off a little harsh? It wasn’t supposed to. It’s just what a conversation might sound like in a world where monogamy wasn’t the norm. Contrary to popular belief, monogamy and fidelity are not one in the same. Take it from two lesbians – real lesbians – who have both been in serious relationships, both open and exclusive, and are still trying to figure out what exactly that means.

Chandra is not a lesbo, the prom queen is a boy, Alexi is wearing Dol-chay, Sotomayor hates bloggers, Obama may or may not care about the gays, Lambert may or may not be out and your girlfriend is pregnant, no lie.

Natalie and Heather got together to chat about the last three weeks of the WNBA season, including the Storm Slump, the Mercury dominance, and their predictions for MVP.

What happens when a piss-baby man-child inside a traditional family sitcom has a wife who lives in another show entirely?

Plus updates on Burden of Truth, The Republic of Sarah, and Motherland: Fort Salem.

Ava and Sara are off looking for wedding venues so we have to spend the whole episode watching Constantine be… well, Constantine. They can’t all be Thong Songs and Beebo Battles, I guess.

On putting the safe decorations in the closet and letting my home reach its full gay potential. On taking up space in my own space.

You think, I would let her drink me dry, and shudder into obedience when she kisses you again.

Celebrate Black Music Month and Pride Month with these Black queer artists who deserve all the attention.

I always think of fanfiction as gift. I will remain endlessly grateful to it for teaching me to take what I need from media and leave the rest, for teaching me that the images on our movie and television screens matter, and for reminding me that there is so much more to it than that.

Plus updates on Nancy Drew, Legacies, Home Economics, and Top Chef!

Friends was the first time I saw my transness on TV, but it wasn’t Chandler’s dad — it was Chandler.