Santana this isn’t A-Camp, you can’t just talk about fisting all the time

I’m going to A-Camp!

Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning will make out in The Runaways, Adam Lambert responds to the Out 100 controversy, we look at the women of the Out 100, we wish fourfour could recap “ANTM: Where Are They Now?” and Tila Tequila says she’s a lesbian because she was born naked. Seriously.

Let’s make our leftover game plan now so we can just focus on digestion this weekend.

Natalie on the first day of A-Camp 4.0!

Lisa Frank, tiny fruits and “gooey rainbow vomit goodness”

Let’s all hope and pray that this Tara has better luck than her predecessors.

It evokes the feeling of sitting with your friend at night, sipping red wine and looking in their sketchbook. This looks amazing, you’d say. And you’d mean it and the moment would feel extraordinarily intimate because you feel like these drawings are only for you.

We had a queer prom on top of a mountain. There were photographs. Some of these prom-goers were pretty f*cking special.

This episode is all over the place, but Betty from Bomb Girls tries to cop a feel. So there’s that.

Which should change first — society or the dictionary?

This is A-Camp.

Abby with another Abby (left) and Gi (right) at Dappy Hour at A-Camp

For this week’s profile we have one of your very own: Dr. Juniper Simonis, Autostraddler, roller derby player, and population ecologist at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago.

You DECANT overlook the importance of a great decanter to a wine enthusiast. DECANT. Get it? Get it!? Get…no?

Bo is indeed lost for this entire episode, but Kenzi, Jenny Schecter and George Takei pick up the slack.

Four-piece self-described girl gang the Villenettes hail from Adelaide, Australia and profess to love Elvis, Sailor Jerry rum, vintage guitars, tattoos, bad horror movies, leather jackets, leopard print dresses, and running amok on a Saturday night.

“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood concepts of healthy relationships.”

and then i come in with five pairs of scissors from the a-camp craft bin and saw away at that umbilical cord until it becomes 15 tiny umbilical cords which will then become 15 tiny babies which will all be gay and then take over the world!

The gayest vodka drink on the block.