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Relevant To Your Interests: All Hail Lumpy Space Princess

Sometimes I am sad. And then I remember that Lumpy Space Princess is a character that exists on a television show that is currently still releasing episodes and I get happy again. That’s it, that’s the whole reason I am subjecting you to this Relevant To Your Interests. Happy Spring, Happy LSP.

Lumpy Space Morning

My…Beans! mug by Jen Lee, $20.85. LSP bath mat, $45.00. LSP hand towel, $13.00. LSP’s Campsite Soy Candle, $8.50.

Lumpy Space Art

LSP hand sewn felt pin, $18.00. LSP print by Gillian Newland, $9.34. I Lumping Love You digital download card, $2.50. LSP cross stitch pattern, $5.11.

Lumpy Space Lyfe

Card Wars Princess Bubblegum v. LSP, $16.39. LSP Black Vinyl Decal, $8.99. Oh My Glob enamel pin, $7.86. LSP Doc Martens because I really can’t get any gayer, $75-150 depending on the size.

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A.E. Osworth

A.E. Osworth is part-time Faculty at The New School, where they teach undergraduates the art of digital storytelling. Their novel, We Are Watching Eliza Bright, about a game developer dealing with harassment (and narrated collectively by a fictional subreddit), is forthcoming from Grand Central Publishing (April 2021) and is available for pre-order now. They have an eight-year freelancing career and you can find their work on Autostraddle (where they used to be the Geekery Editor), Guernica, Quartz, Electric Lit, Paper Darts, Mashable, and drDoctor, among others.

A.E. has written 542 articles for us.


  1. I love everything about this. Everything. About. This. In a recent miniseries, LSP singlehandedly saves everyone, by the by.


    My housemate made me a plushy LSP to cuddle. It’s the best. So is having crafty housemates.

  3. So…are we skipping over the fact that she sexually assaulted finn in the weird episode with the flower loving bee?

    • Omg, yes, you should be watching Adventure Time. I think it’s one of the smartest things on television and it is a cartoon made for children. The kids…they will be alright.

    • I thought Adventure Time was a riveting evening of drunken Mountain Dew, Dungeons and Dragons, and late night Disney song karaoke at Denny’s. Am I doing this wrong?

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