Happy Yellowjackets finale day!!!!! If your entire weekend and week leading up to it hasn’t been built around this television event, well then I simply cannot relate. I’ve been working hard on my recap of the finale, which goes live tomorrow morning. Will I manage to keep it under 5k words? Who’s to say! In the meantime, you can catch up on my past recaps, chime in with your theories about the supernatural presence (or lack thereof), and also take this quiz I spent too much time making!!!!!
Also, if you’re an A+ member, you can join in on the virtual finale watchalong party I’m hosting tonight! If you’re not an A+ member, doesn’t this sound like the perfect excuse to become one?! You can also gift someone else with a membership or sign up to receive a free one via the A+ gift membership pool!
Now, I am well aware that Buzzfeed already provided a Yellowjackets quiz (I got Misty btw), and does the world really need more than one? Yes! We deserve this! Because first of all I have been working on this quiz for like three weeks. But second of all, it’s a slightly different style! Much like the horror movie stocktype quiz and zombie apocalypse quiz I concocted in the past, this is part-personality-quiz/part-pick-your-own-adventure. I’ve outlined an imaginary, Yellowjackets-inspired survival horror plot for you to make some choices about.
At first, I was going to limit result possibilities to only characters who were on the plane, but where’s the fun in that! So it’s most of the plane characters plus a few bonus folks who only exist in the 2021 timeline. You will note that some characters still didn’t make the cut! I’m sorry! There are just, like, so many characters on this show, and I am on some level fascinated by ALL OF THEM and their bad choices. But there are only so many quiz questions and answers I can come up with.
So, go ahead! Put yourself in the fractured mindsets of these messy characters! See where it leads ya!
Note: The results do contain plot spoilers through episode nine but no major finale spoilers.
Taissa! What a relief, tbh
Caligula??? Wild! I don’t know what to do with that info
When I saw AQ on the outfit question I genuinely laughed out loud imagining an alternate universe where she’s a model for Abercrombie and Fitch
Akilah! “Enough for a wolf emergency” sums up my sewing skills very well
Looks like I got Shauna 😉🐰
Nat! I am not displeased with these results. I mean I’d never be remotely interested in Travis but chances are I would begin an intense situationship with the least good for me person! The AQ outfit being included in the style section made me laugh and obviously I chose it immediately because if I’m living in my dream universe that would be the daily fashion style. With some more utilitarian options and less possibly human hair.
But also I love this
Van Palmer, how flattering!
I’m Akilah. And of course I don’t know what that means but I am a skilled but underestimated individual with a sewing kit. (wouldn’t use my fabric scissors on human flesh but sure, I’d use my sewing needles to sew up someone’s wounds).
Same, also Akilah, haven’t watched the show, but yes I can tell you what berries are safe to eat in the Canadian wilderness
I got Nat, who is my fav character as a teen and an adult so I am thrilled! Not sure I am actually as badass as her though.
Caligula… and I’m even more confused than normal with quizzes around shows/movies I haven’t watched than normal. I’ve no idea what to make of this information.
FFS. I need to remember to proof-read comments.
oh god I’m Jeff.
how did this happen to me?
Same here. I was so shocked I was going to pretend I never even saw the quiz.
But then I saw your comment and I felt like I couldn’t leave you carrying this by yourself.
Wait is that a wife-guy move ?
I’m Jessica Roberts & I don’t hate it!
“A hot and mysterious bad bitch! Listen, I still don’t entirely understand your job. It seems to be like a freelance and less legal version of Kalinda Sharma’s job maybe? I’m pretty sure you’ve killed people, but you know what? I like you, and I like this whole thing you have going on with Misty in the murder basement. Your skills include threatening others, talking your way out of things, and figuring out what people want. Also, you somehow always look good — even in the midst of being kidnapped!”
Nat. It’s bc I said I would go to the closest bar isn’t it?
Uh oh! I’m Lottie aka Cassandra
My girlfriend got Misty. She’s ready to Venmo Kayla if she’s willing to change the results😆
COACH BEN I am screaming
I know me too!! Lol
MISTY FUCKING QUIGLEY? Okay I will accept this for the good of the group. As long as we can all be friends. I acknowledge that I have strong assistant stage manager vibes, okay? Can I make anyone some tea? Or, like, help you move a body? HAHA idk whatever. I. Am. Here. For. You.
Great quiz, thanks Kayla.
I got Misty…. lol. Then I looked at this article by Nylon magazine which tells your your character by zodiac and guess who mine was? MISTY.
Got Nat, and stopped here to say this is easily the most hilariously specific, niche, detailed, fun quiz I have ever taken. Everr
Argghhh! I’m Jackie — the least likable and the most useless in any survival scenario. Not gonna lie — this quiz is weirdly accurate!
Arrggghhh! I’m Jackie, aka the least likable and the most useless in any survivalist scenario. Not gonna lie — this quiz is disturbingly accurate!
I got Nat, my fav!
Jackie. Oh my. “Getting people to listen to you even when you don’t entirely know what you’re talking about.” Well, yeah.
Same! Also, Let it be fast and painless cuz I’m never gonna make it out alive. SO. TRUE.
…I get Natalie no matter what answers I change :( so confused
Finally got a free week of showtime. I got Val and my partner got Taissa. She’s always been slightly on the scary side, but now I’m a little more concerned.
Shauna — same result as the Buzzfeed quiz. This one was more fun to take, though. Good job!