Happy Halloween! I’ve made another fun little horror quiz for you, because ’tis the season! This time, we’re talking zombie horror, and it means most of you are going to die. But maybe you’ll get at least a few brain jabs in before meeting your demise. As a note, the character images used in the results do not necessarily directly correspond with your fate, because I wanted to avoid spoilers where possible and pick characters from lots of different zombie movies and shows. Okay, on with the show! Remember: Aim for the brain!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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I died during the emotional climax, but at least I went out with a climax. :P
I Died During The Emotional Climax…once again, that tracks
also this one was especially fun!
Same!
What an adventure!! This made me very happy.
I tool the quiz thrice and was in turn the one with the highest head/brain count (when I chose the answers that would make me look cool), the survivor (most truthful answers), and the friend who dies at the emotional climax.
I died to save the rest of the group. I live to serve.
What a quiz to be surprised with! As a person whose comfort movie rotation includes Dawn of the Dead (2004), I could not be happier to have Died After Racking Up the Highest Kill Count. Pour one out, survivors.
I lived with racking up the most kills
Aw man it was the hubris what done me in. But hey, nice! Slay on.
I was the first to go, and I feel really seen. I do not have the energy to be surviving an apocalypse.
I got died saving the rest of the group, and my partner got died after racking up the highest kill count, so WE may not make it but you want us on your team! I love the choose-your-own-adventure style quizzes like this :)
Completely unfair test, I actually keep a go bag in my car. And right next to it an completely legal (in my state) AR Pistol,and ammo. I also have several pocket(ish) knives on me at all times, and two multi tools. I and my 19 year old (once again legal in my state) son both have CCW permits and carry. We both have extensive training (military, and civilian) in the use of weapons and their manufacture (improvisarional). So um, in a zombie apocalypse, we’d destroy the living dead.
😂 Sounds like someone died early.
Oh I died racking up the highest kill count, sooo……
Zombie by The Cranberries took me out 😂😂😂
When we got to the bar I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date with a bartender butch and that there would be no actual zombies. Ah well, I got Highest Kill Count, she seems like the kind of person to be impressed by that, I hope we at least hooked up before biting it
I could fully see this playing out as a movie in my head as I went through the questions, love it!
I got “died during emotional climax” which is wholly unsurprising to me.
Took one for the team.
loved this!! it really was like a movie. I especially love the version of the hot bartender I concocted in my mind (red-head with a taste for pin-up vintage style clothes and make-up lol ) aaaaand I died during the emotional climax, which makes sense because I am a cinnamon roll
“Think fast:(Required)”
Obviously not one of my strongest features since I’m taking this quiz 5 days late.
I would die sacrificing myself for the group. The more I think about the more sense it makes tbh
Nice Information Thank You