Quiz: Which Ken Are You?

For many weeks now, the internet has found an answer to the question “What Barbie Are You?” right here, but undoubtedly many of you are also looking for a Ken Quiz and wondering which Ken you are. So, now it’s time to dig deep into your potential Kenergy, your love for Barbie, and reveal the true Ken that lies inside you!

Which Ken Are You?

Pick a dreamhouse:(Required)
Pick a song of summer:(Required)
Pick a Barbie:(Required)
Pick a breakfast:(Required)
Pick a horse:(Required)
Pick a romantic comedy to watch on your next date with Barbie:(Required)
Pick your swim trunks:(Required)
You've left Barbie-land and are in Los Angeles for the day. What's your plan?(Required)
Pick a vice:(Required)
Pick a virtue:(Required)
Pick a drink:(Required)
Congrats! You've been invited to "Girls Night" with Barbie and her friends! What are you most excited about?(Required)
Pick a job:(Required)

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. “You’re not Ken, you’re Allan. You’re a lover, not a fighter. You don’t need to be the center of attention, but you’re happy to provide attention. Also, all of Ken’s clothes fit you!”

  2. Default confirmation here, also. I went back and changed my dream house from Castle Neuschwanstein (since Rachel mentioned it above) to the giant log cabin in the mountains, and got default confirmation again.

    My wife also got default confirmation. I don’t know what she picked for anything.

    And I’m 54, and knew 4 of the songs.

  3. LACMA is the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. You incorrectly list it as “LACMA (LA Contemporary Modern Art Museum)” – there is a contemporary art museum in Los Angeles named MOCA (Museum of Contemporary Art).

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