Quiz: Which Barbie Are You?

It’s almost time for the Barbie movie, so obviously it’s time for all of us to start thinking about which Barbie we relate to the most. It’s probably been a long time since you played with Barbies — or, I don’t know, maybe not; I’ve got a shelf full of Lego Spaceman sitting right beside me — so I’m here to help with a very scientific quiz. Let’s go party!

Quiz: Which Barbie Are You?

Pick a pink.(Required)
What do you want on your grilled cheese?(Required)
Select a Dream House.(Required)
What's your signature scent?(Required)
Choose a "roommate."(Required)
Time to watch a doll movie! What'll it be?(Required)
Select a Dream Car (er, a Dream Mode of Transportation).(Required)
What's your main hobby?(Required)

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Heather Hogan

Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.

Heather has written 1718 articles for us.


  1. “Your Barbie is… Tomboy Barbie

    Ah yes, the Jo Marches of the world, destined for queerness from the first time they turn a tree branch into a sword, or pretend to be sick so they can stay home and read! Classic!”

    Yes I love it!

  2. Only correct answer for those grilled cheeses: ALL of them IMMEDIATELY. How dare you make me choose! Your neighborhood is blessed, Heather.

    I felt seen that there was one normal-sized house as an option (how would you CLEAN the others??), but chose the castle because I’d have The Best hide and seek or sardines games in there and be on the roof all the time!!

    I got Boss Barbie – “As the one true Queen (Latifah) once said: Bosses sometimes have to stand alone, because bosses always stand for what they believe in.”

    I’d say I’m actually a Tomboy Cat Pal Boss Barbie, but close enough 😉

  3. I got cat lesbian, I mean cat Barbie. Isn’t there a dog lesbian/Barbie? I was very pleased to be able to choose Rachel Maddow as my roomate/“roomate”/life partner. If I can’t have her irl, I will have her in quizzes!

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