Liquor In The Snow Day: Perfect Penguin Martinis
“Optional: grab a chive and tie it around its tiny penguin neck like a wee scarf.”
Oh the Places You’ll Go in Palazzo Pants: 4 Ways to Wear Them
Palazzo pants are everywhere and they are so happy to see you.
Drawn to Comics: I’m a Peggy Carter Girl in a Peggy Carter World
Every single person should go watch “Agent Carter” on ABC and read “Operation S.I.N.” from Marvel Comics right freaking now.
It’s Ellen’s Birthday! Let’s Remember The Magic of “The Puppy Episode!”
Oh, you know, just a recap of the most important TV moment in the history of lesbianism.
Helping You Help Yourself #2
How to fold a fitted sheet, never forget your chapstick when you leave the house, the difference between a yam and a sweet potato, and more!
Autostraddle Writers Share Their WEEK THREE Masters Of Sex Cure Month Experience Journals
“Did some naked housework today like that episode of Friends when Rachel was trying to get comfortable with her own body. Luckily, unlike Friends, Ross didn’t come over and ruin it.”
Marissa Alexander To Be Released from Jail; Struggle for Justice Continues
On January 27th, activists from around the country will converge on Jacksonville and in their home cities to stand in solidarity with Alexander on the day of her release and bring visibility to women who have been targeted for their resilience and survival.
Autostraddle’s Masters Of Sex Cure Month Experience Week 4: Your Action Plan To Get Lots Of Action
The final week! Time to put all the pieces together.
35 Soft Foods For People Who Don’t Have Teeth (Or Whatever)
Also good for people with cold sores, upset stomachs, or an interest in what I ate last year.
Glee Episode 604 Recap: A Breezy, Femmey Hurt Locker
This week on Glee, Sue Sylvester turns out to be a Klaine shipper and you’ll get “A Thousand Miles” stuck in your head again.
Sunday Funday is Hugging President Obama in Alabama While Cara Delevigne Rocks This Suit
Mercury is in retrograde right now, so I’m betting you could use a whole lot of affirming news that doesn’t disorient you, make you lose your wallet, or tempt you to completely change your life. Here it is!
Sunday Top Ten: Some Cats I Don’t Hate
Chances are good I hate your cat because it makes me sneeze. But do you know who doesn’t make me sneeze? Simba.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Stay Up With You All Night
Dildos past and present, a new queer hookup app, why the silent treatment is stupid, vaginismus, erotic exlibris and more.
Transparent is Streaming FREE on Amazon Today and Only Today, So Watch It Already!
It’s a 24-hour streaming extravaganza! Which like, I’m convinced is something you’re into.
Tech Your Queer: Gaying Up Tinder And Other Things About Online Dating
But whhyyyy, you ask from your perch on your couch with your tofutti in hand and Netflix on your screen. I’m glad you asked.
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #4
“Why can’t I make everyone happy?”
Fan Fiction Friday: 7 Baby-Sitters Club Femslash Fics to Take You Way Back
Kristy and Mary Ann always belonged together, and don’t you forget it.
The Comment Awards Are Winning Winners
and vegan chicken dinners
Pretty Little Liars Episode 516 Recap: Barrel of Monkeys
Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.
Things I Read That I Love #163: An Off-White Fan On The Off-White Ceiling
Topics include a childhood on codeine, Marsha Mehran, Fruitvale, prison labor, a face transplant, The Mission in San Francisco and moar!