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Comedy

How To Come Out (As a Podcaster)

You are a podcaster. You can’t change that, that is who you are.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025
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Comedy

These Sapphic Romance Ecohorror Novels Are SO Hot (Literally)

A burgeoning microgenre has emerged in the lesbian lit community that has all the girlies feeling a strange mix of sexual arousal and existential climate dread.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 12 Comments
chuck schumer carrying Motti into a volcano
Comedy

The Democrats Have a Bold New Strategy To Win Back Their Base: Throwing Trans People Into Volcanos

When pressed on why the method of volcanos, Schumer explained that it was time to reclaim the color orange from the current president and “everyone likes explosions.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 2 Comments
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Comedy

The Hottest Party Is the Severed Floor of the Gay Club

These trendsetting members of the queer community are all lining up to gain access to L(GBTQ)umon Club, the hottest club open right now.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025 1 Comment
T stache
Comedy

How To Improve Your New T-Stache

I’ve been on T for a year now and I have the perfect tip for anyone just now growing their mustache.

Motti April 1, 2025 4 Comments
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Comedy

Visiting Queer Realizes Her Parents Only Value Her Astrology Skills at Trivia

“I suppose I should have been suspicious when they kept pushing for me to come up Thursday, instead of Friday.”

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025
a woman looking unhinged on her phone
Comedy

5 Hinge Prompts To Hide How Unhinged You Are

What’s a dyke to do if all of my answers to prompts showcase just how unhinged I am?

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

Meet the Lesbian Couple Who Resolves All Their Arguments Using AI

LezTalk is a new app that uses everything from past arguments to astrological placements to attaching styles to transcripts of therapy sessions to help queer women in relationships better talk to each other.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025
a goose in a bathroom
Comedy

Republicans Warn About Gander Neutral Bathrooms

X Premium user FartNugget69 wrote, “These birds have tiny little penises and they will be attacking our wives.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Lesbian Sex

Try This New ‘Wicked’-Inspired Lesbian Sex Move: Shizoring

Wicked obsession is a full-time job, and when you’re in it there’s no real escape — even, it turns out, in the bedroom.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 4 Comments
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Comedy

Why Queer Musicians Shouldn’t Market Their Work Because That’s Selling Out

As a queer person, I am entitled to music from these queer artists according to the terms I decide.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 3 Comments
Motti poking his head out of a curtain
Comedy

Coming Out as a He/He Lesbian: I Started Doing Standup

That’s why I’m here to help you tell your loved ones one of the scariest things you’ll ever say aloud: I’m a standup comedian.

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
an ear in a bullet blender
Comedy

This Gay Varsity Soccer Team Reveals Their Surprising Tip for How To Hit Protein Goals

There’s one type of meat that’s full of natural protein, and you don’t have to worry about animal cruelty to get it.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 5 Comments
traitors roundtable
Comedy

You Need Help: Is My Girlfriend Cheating on Me or Is She Practicing for ‘The Traitors’?

“If she can figure out how to lie to me, then it’d be easier for her to lie to a Real Housewife.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025
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Comedy

The Breakup of These Lesbian Content Creators Ruined My Life

They announced the breakup two weeks ago in a 76-minute-long video.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 2 Comments
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Comedy

Is Under-Salting Ruining Queer Soup Night?

It’s an epidemic sweeping the nation — and it’s probably happened to you.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025 2 Comments
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Comedy

Controversy on the Pickle Ball Court! This Cis Woman Has Never Won a Game

When asked about losing the other nineteen games to cis competitors, Miller refused to comment.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
Kayla with her arms crossed with an astrological background
Comedy

Astrological Signs Ranked Based Entirely on My Personal Relationships

You may think your personal opinions about every astrological sign are correct, but actually mine are, even though mine are based entirely on my own baggage and dating history and no other criteria.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 4 Comments
Raquel Willis and the Gender Liberation Movement
Politics + Activism

Gender Liberation Movement Wants To Create an Antidote to Project 25

“We’re building a people’s movement that champions bodily autonomy and self-determination, collectivism, and the pursuit of fulfillment,” says Eliel Cruz, co-founder of Gender Liberation Movement.

Stef Rubino March 31, 2025 2 Comments
Cover Story by Celia Laskey
LGBT Book Reviews

Sapphic Romance Novel ‘Cover Story’ Brings Us Back to 2005, When It Was Much Harder To Be Out and Famous

What would things have looked like if we got openly queer Kristen Stewart from the beginning of the Twilight franchise?

Sa'iyda Shabazz March 31, 2025
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