Results for: \"queer kid stuff\"
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Pretty Little Liars 509, 510 and 511 Extreme Mega Recap Blast
With one episode to go before the mid-season break, we catch up with the Liars as they almost make out with each other for three straight episodes.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 501: EscApe From Your Lesbian Lover
In which we learn that the last two seasons of Pretty Little Liars was actually nothing but dyke drama.
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Pretty Little Liars 506, 507 and 508 Mega Recap Party Extravaganza
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 208 Recap: The Smell of Appropriately Sized Pots
Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has a lot of people smelling other things. Why is everyone smelling everything?
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 213 Recap: And I Will Never Finger Her
It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
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“The Fosters” Episode 121 Recap: 10,000 Chickens Come Home to Roost
“That’s right — the characters on this show abusing their power has become so commonplace that I am now desensitized and can only think of denim.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 117 Recap: Much Ado About Panties
“The combination of lesbians and hummus is always funny to me. I’m easy.”
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 206 Recap: Poussey Glorious Poussey
It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!
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Glee Episode 520 Recap: The Untitled Glee Season Finale Project
Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 205 Recap: Gloria Gloria Hallelujah
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
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Once Upon A Time 311: Compulsive Heterosexuality and Queer Temporality
What do you do when your harddrive’s overcome with cheap Disney porn? You reboot that shit! And in the meantime, let’s throw every emotion possible at our characters and audience. Emotions you didn’t know you still had in your little gay body!
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Faking It Episode 102 Recap: Binders Full Of Lesbians
This week on “Faking It,” the lesbians got crowned homecoming queens and everybody had sexual dreams about each other!
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Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!
Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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SUPER SPECIAL RECAP! Bomb Girls: Facing The Enemy
Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games you can play the next time you feel up to the challenge. Here is your veritable stuffed French toast of a recap, so go ahead and dig in.
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“The Fosters” Episode 112 Recap: Callie Takes An R Family Vacation
“Mariana sits at a table alone and takes her fancy plastic lunch container out of dumb paper bag. Why doesn’t she have a reusable lunch bag? What kind of family are these lesbians running?”
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Once Upon A Time Recap Episode 309: Gay-Ass Mommy Issues
At this point, we’ll be lucky if we make it out of the season without a reveal that Pongo is the father of Rapunzel who is married to Smee who is secretly the child of Flounder who is actually the son of one of the scary trees from Snow White.
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Once Upon A Time Episode 308 Recap: Magical Daddy Issues
I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.
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Super Special Double Feature “Once Upon A Time” Episodes 306 and 307 Recap: Part of Your Healthy Uterine World
“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood concepts of healthy relationships.”
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Pretty Little Liars Episode 415 Recap: Love Shackin’ Up
In which Emily spends some quality time in bed with Alison and we return to Aria’s love shack only to discover shocking news about Hanna’s past hookups.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 411: Going Down on the Hoe
This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!