Orange is the New Black Episode 205 Recap: Gloria Gloria Hallelujah
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 505 Recap: The 100th Episode Was The Actual Worst
The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.
Orange is the New Black 204: Let’s Talk About Lorna “Holy Sh*t” Morello
I think Poussey could say she’s invented the toilet brush and y’all would buy yourselves at least six toilet brushes, you would have a room in your house just for toilet brushes.
Pretty Little Liars Recap 504: The Cause of Death is Murder, Duh
Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES
Pretty Little Liars Recap 503: Coincidences Happen
“i swear to god i thought hanna was about to come out in this episode” – Forever Intern Grace
Orphan Black Episode 210 Recap : “By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried”
CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY! CLONE DANCE PARTY!
Orange is the New Black 203: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti
The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.
Pretty Little Liars 502 Recap: Stuck Out Here On Planet Alison
Here’s another episode in which the Liars find themselves lying.
The Fosters Episode 201 Recap: Things Unknown
The Fosters is back! You’re excited. Let’s talk about it.
Orphan Black Episode 209 Recap: “Things Which Have Never Yet Been Don”
Then this show throws out the most shocking twist of all: Donnie is actually a competent human being! Oh no you guys… do I actually like Donnie now? Is this real life?
Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode
Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings to the show, a Piperless Litchfield is somehow the best Litchfield yet.
Pretty Little Liars Recap 501: EscApe From Your Lesbian Lover
In which we learn that the last two seasons of Pretty Little Liars was actually nothing but dyke drama.
Orphan Black Episode 208 Recap: “Variable and Full of Perturbation”
They’re not gonna kill off Cosima, right? I swear to Jeebus, if they Chaiken Cosima I’m gonna be so pissed.
Faking It Episode 108 Recap: I Know You Felt What I Felt
Welcome to the season finale of “Faking It,” in which a lot of things happen that I can’t really talk about, you’ll just have to read the recap.
Orange is the New Black 201 Recap: Oops, I Did It Again
We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.
Orphan Black 206 and 207 MegaRecap! Road Trip to Family Day and Beyond
Welcome to a deluxe two-in-one review of the sixth and seventh episodes of season two of Orphan Black! These would have been up sooner, but things like A-Camp, A-Plague, and A-Pain of Returning to the Hetero World have sidelined me. So what did I miss? ALL THE THINGS, apparently.
Faking It Episode 107 Recap: I Think We Should Break Up FOR REAL
This week on “Faking It,” everybody finds out about the threesome and Amy and Karma break up and everybody gets real sad about it.
Faking It Episode 106 Recap: I Promise This Threesome Won’t Be Weird At All
This week on “Faking It,” everybody gets ready for a three-way!
Faking It 105 Episode Recap: We’re Not Acting Like Lesbians, We’re Acting Like Best Friends
Last week I was on a mountain with no internet! So welcome to your very very overdue “Faking It” recap, just in time for tonight’s episode.
Orphan Black Episode 205 Recap: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est
Sarah explains to Helena that Felix is her brother, and she’s her sister, so Felix is one of the seestras, okay? Fair enough.