Results for: love is a lie
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 38, August 2017
“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 37, July 2017
“Her dreams are just real nights at lesbian bars
And then she wakes up covered in a man
Wish I didn’t relate so much” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 34, April 2017
“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 31, January 2017
“isn’t anyone going to speak out against rachel for saying all men should be castrated and set on fire ???????”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 33, March 2017
NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 30, December 2016
“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 20, February 2016
“I made dinner and our entire website fell apart”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 29, November 2016
“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue Sixteen, October 2015
“I woke up to 57,000 emails reminding a user to resubscribe”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 22, April 2016
“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 21, March 2016
“I will probably be Connie Britton Editor from now on. Also heading up our Star Witness Akita division.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 18, December 2015, With Extra Holiday Cheer
“I DID get hit on by a man at a lesbian bar on Saturday night. It made me feel very free and also like a pastry.”
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Autostraddle Insider: Issue Twelve, June 2015
“Like did women get yeast infections and UTIs on the Oregon trail and if so wtf did they do about it.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue Nine, March 2015
This is an especially epic edition of The Insider, if I do say so myself. There were a lot of funny chats during the Advice-a-Thon and you had SO many questions for the A+ box and Yvonne went on a press trip to Philly and so many other neat things happened!
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue Ten, April 2015
“Ugh I’m gonna run through the six with my woes and it’s gonna be so good for instagram.”
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Autostraddle Insider Issue Five: November 2014
This month we visit Club Drizzy, Heather gets punched in the face by a racist stranger at the airport, we pause to admire new merch, B wants to interview her not-ex-girlfriend and WHO WILL BE THE BUTT OF OUR GENERATION?