Results for: straight people watch
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Couples Therapy 401: A Veritable Goldmine of Beautiful Garbage
A show about “celebrities” with “relationship problems” being solved by a “professional” team of therapists. Quotation marks intentional.
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Glee Episode 512 Recap: 100 Times Better Than Usual
This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!
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Lost Girl 404: Everyone’s Full of Feels
Bo comes home, Tamsin grows up and Lauren and Betty McRae have the most awkward post-sex process ever.
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Lost Girl Episode 402: This Not So Amazing Race
This episode is all over the place, but Betty from Bomb Girls tries to cop a feel. So there’s that.
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Glee Episode 516: “Tested” Will Test Your Endurance For An Episode Without Lesbians
This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 414: Who’s Inside That Girl’s Box?
The winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars is finally here and we’re going to get to say the word “box” a lot.
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American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell
Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.
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Glee Episode 509 Recap: Frenimies Forever!
This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!
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Once Upon A Time 310: This Doesn’t Even Make Sense Anymore
There is a scene in this episode involving Snow and Charming taking on a Medusa that looks like she’s straight out of a Sega Genesis game, and it is ridiculous. I can’t even describe to you the completely ludicrous nature of this scene, I really can’t.
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Glee Episode 511 Recap: The City of Angels and Wine Demons
This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 1: The Cage (of Forced Heterosexuality)
“The Talosians realize that Pike isn’t sold, and try to seduce him with a bizarre harem illusion with Vina as a green exotic dancer. Dayum, Pike. You’ve got some weird fantasies.”
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American Horror Story 309 Recap: The Yankee Eyeball Swap
Is this show ridiculous? Of course! Am I at all interested in watching TV shows that DON’T feature a talking severed head of Kathy Bates? NOPE NOPE NOPASAURUS REX!
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Pretty Little Liars Episode 415 Recap: Love Shackin’ Up
In which Emily spends some quality time in bed with Alison and we return to Aria’s love shack only to discover shocking news about Hanna’s past hookups.
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Once Upon A Time 311: Compulsive Heterosexuality and Queer Temporality
What do you do when your harddrive’s overcome with cheap Disney porn? You reboot that shit! And in the meantime, let’s throw every emotion possible at our characters and audience. Emotions you didn’t know you still had in your little gay body!
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Pretty Little Liars Episode 416 Recap: Closeted Encounters
This one’s for all the Emily/Ali fans out there. Here’s some fuel for your fanfics.
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American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!
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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
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American Horror Story 305 Recap: Burn, Witch, Burn
“Just when all hope seems lost, Zoe beheads the zombie while wielding a motherfucking chainsaw! Look who just became an interesting character!”
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American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
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Once Upon A Time Episode 308 Recap: Magical Daddy Issues
I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.